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Old 01-08-2014, 05:40 PM   #101
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I said this last year, but I guess I need to say it again.

jhunt, you have a severe issue with women. It is a lack of respect and trust.
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Old 01-08-2014, 05:55 PM   #102
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Speaking of cavernous vaginas...

(apologies for linking a Sun story, but you will see, there is no way I could not add this gem to this thread...)

http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/01/08...-alien-dispute
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:41 PM   #103
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Isn't it a double standard to get yourself off to women you consider morally bankrupt hypocritical. You are whacking off to women that disgust you. You are actively supporting an industry that goes against what you supposedly want.

Its fine to judge people based on their sexual histories if you hold yourself and both genders to the same standards. It just seems you have one standard for yourself and another for women.
Oh you're absolutely right. That's part of why I've tried to stop masturbating as much since the first Virgin Auction. It was also ruining my relationship and I didn't even know it. I can't remember who brought this up in the first thread, but they were absolutely right.

And just to be clear I don't just hold these views towards women. If I were homosexual I wouldn't want a fella thats been in all kinds of drug fueled orgies or whatever those guys do on weekends. I would want a nice boy. I'm also not particularly impressed when a straight guy starts boasting about all the ladies he's been with either. My friend always casually mentions in passing when he's been with a new girl, which has been happening every 2 weeks to 4 weeks since he screwed things up with a really nice girl and its always so sad. You can tell he's just doing it to seek approval and acknowledgement that he can use to fill a void that his ex girlfriend used to fill.

I can respect that you guys might want "girls with active sex lives" or whatever we want to call them, but I guess they're just not my cup of tea. Different strokes for different folks.

Also, I absolutely respect women. The only reason I'm talking about women in these threads is because its a thread about a female.

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Old 01-08-2014, 06:47 PM   #104
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If I were homosexual I wouldn't want fella thats been in all kinds of drug fueled orgies or whatever those guys do on weekends.
You are awesome.
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:53 PM   #106
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Different strokes for different folks.
Considering you wax your carrot to porn, nobody would know better than you!
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:59 PM   #107
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It should be Vagina Repeller

Fixed that for you.
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:59 PM   #108
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I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. I guess I have no idea what goes on under the surface, but surely some of the exposed part that is exposed to sight has some effect on the sensations experienced during sex by both the male and the female.
I doubt that it affects the sensation for females, but I know it doesn't for men. I've been with girls who looked like coin slots and girls who looked like droopy roast beef down there, and there was no correlation between the outer appearance and tightness. The first half inch or so is designed to guide the man inside, so it's not going to provide much grip no matter what it looks like, unlike body parts that weren't designed for sex (the mouth, the backdoor, and your hand when you use a reverse grip to mix things up).

Your issues with women who have "been around" are purely mental. You're certainly not alone in being jealous about a woman's past partners (and I'm sure plenty of women are jealous about their man's past partners too), but the first step is recognizing that it's illogical and trying to change.
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:28 PM   #109
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Oh my god. After reading the original post and this one I can easily say this was the best hour I've ever spent on a forum.
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:50 PM   #110
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My new jhunt inspired pick-up line at the bar when I'm lookin' for late-night skanks:

"Hey honey, want to come back to my place? Don't worry, I'm not gonna wreck that little gem 'o yours, I'm not very big".
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:53 PM   #111
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That's it, Roger Clemen's is standing in the box announcing his return. This thread can't get any better.
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Old 01-08-2014, 09:37 PM   #112
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Oh you're absolutely right. That's part of why I've tried to stop masturbating as much since the first Virgin Auction. It was also ruining my relationship and I didn't even know it.
Yes. Masturbating definitely tops the list of things that would be ruining your relationship.
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Old 01-08-2014, 09:39 PM   #113
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Masturbating was the only thing that kept my last relationship going for as long as it did.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:08 PM   #114
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Any way I could lobby to get the title of this thread changed for my own sanity?

I keep getting this stuck in my head:






But Regulator75 has to be up, at least to this point, for "tag of the year" in a non-fiction thread.

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Old 01-09-2014, 12:26 AM   #115
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And the winning term that can never be used. Oh my god baby your vagina looks like droopy roast beef

Soon to be followed by

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Old 01-09-2014, 02:02 AM   #116
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I just wanted to post in a thread about droopy roast beef, poop-covered, trampoline-like, cavernous, semi-virginal vaginas. When else will I have such an opportunity? Achievement unlocked.

Thank you CP.
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Old 01-09-2014, 03:03 AM   #117
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That's it, Roger Clemen's is standing in the box announcing his return. This thread can't get any better.
That box must have experienced some serious expansion.
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That box must have experienced some serious expansion.
Yep. That mitt could take some heat.
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Old 01-09-2014, 03:23 AM   #119
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Yay! Round 2 of Jhunt and friends!

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Old 01-09-2014, 09:16 AM   #120
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I know I'm late to the party, but I've been following these 2 threads for a while and never posted.

Like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

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