01-07-2014, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Virgin Auction (take two)
She's at it again.
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According to Catarina, that deal was never fully consummated (“My hymen was never broken”) so she attempted to sell it again recently via her own website, VirginsWanted2.com. The latest auction was supposed to end Dec. 12, but she has extended the last day for bids to February 12.
It’s not because she’s not getting offers. She claims she’s received a $440,000 offer, but she’s extending the auction while she mulls over an even bigger kind of proposal: marriage.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4303653.html
http://thechive.com/2014/01/07/this-...ain-15-photos/
Her official site.
http://virginswanted2.com/
Original and hilarious (now locked) thread.
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=123150
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01-07-2014, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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I bet she is just letting the guys plowed her in the ass.
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01-07-2014, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I bet she is just letting the guys plowed her in the ass.
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How much is the going rate for that?
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01-07-2014, 01:29 PM
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damn after reading the OPs title I thought I could take two of them....still only one?
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01-07-2014, 01:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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If the first auction winner won the privledge of taking this girls virginity. How can she auction it off again? By her own definition, losing her virginity is breaking her hymen, so wouldn't the first auction winner just get to keep trying until he is successful in taking her virginity?
Either this guy has found a great loophole or he should be able to successfully lawyer up.
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01-07-2014, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bronzel
You better not even think about contributing to this thread, JHunt223, you hear me?
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Yeah.
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01-07-2014, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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If he didnt break her hymen that dude must be tiny...
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01-07-2014, 01:44 PM
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...And here we go.
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01-07-2014, 01:52 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
How much is the going rate for that?
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Insert obvious your sister joke
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01-07-2014, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by Locke
If he didnt break her hymen that dude must be tiny...
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No kidding. Is that even possible?
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01-07-2014, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Locke
If he didnt break her hymen that dude must be tiny...
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He's certainly no JHunt.
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01-07-2014, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by MattyC
No kidding. Is that even possible?
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I'd have to say, while my research into the subject could be considered 'cursory' at best or even 'non-existent to fake' I would have to say that...I didnt think it was possible. No.
But the proof is in the....well, you know where the proof is.
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01-07-2014, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Originally Posted by Locke
I'd have to say, while my research into the subject could be considered 'cursory' at best or even 'non-existent to fake' I would have to say that...I didnt think it was possible. No.
But the proof is in the....well, you know where the proof is.
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anus.
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01-07-2014, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
anus.
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I dont think you pay $780,000 not to take what you paid for.
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01-07-2014, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Locke
I dont think you pay $780,000 not to take what you paid for.
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Maybe it has been "re-conditioned".........
sadly the answer is in the article:
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That deal was never consummated, but now she is attempting to do it again through her own website
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01-07-2014, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Some women have a flexible hymen that doesn't break.
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01-07-2014, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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So, she didnt get her money then I take it and now is just redoing the whole thing? Like it wasnt weird enough the first time around.
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01-07-2014, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Some women have a flexible hymen that doesn't break.
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says every small dicked man................
Last edited by undercoverbrother; 01-07-2014 at 02:56 PM.
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01-07-2014, 02:41 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Some women have a flexible hymen that doesn't break.
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Or as its known by its medical term a penis trampoline.
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01-07-2014, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Her bush probably smells like a New York sewer on a hot day.
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