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Old 01-08-2014, 03:16 PM   #81
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Regulator75 = jhunt223 = Bronzel

Well played Regulator...Well played.
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Old 01-08-2014, 03:29 PM   #82
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Every girl at the bar should be worried how a dude's Mr. Jiggledaddy will be conducting hostile negotiations with her love trampoline at some point. I know I never used to care about elasticity back then, just as much as I don't now. The trick is to stuff in as much as stuff as you can.
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Bronzel = Catarina?
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Old 01-08-2014, 03:35 PM   #84
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Jhunt you are a clueless child.

I am certainly no John Holmes myself, and probably have the most statically average dong in the world. However, I have been with women who have been around so much they would qualify as a social program and they were uncomfortably tight, and I have been with uppity conservative women that are very loose. I have been with large women with tight vaginas, and petite, 100 lb 5'0 women with caverns that would accommodate a thermos..... with the built in cup/lid attached.

Vaginas are like penors. Some are naturally big, some are small. The only things that will significantly, and permanently affect the size of a woman's vagina is childbirth, frequent fisting, and the frequent use of gigantic coke bottle girthed dildos. There are maybe 1% of men out there, that are significantly girthed, as to permanently wreck a woman. Although I would suspect, at least 80% of CPers would qualify for that dangerous dong classification.

You need to get a grip. You have problems man. If you are judging women by the size of their fleshy hole, and instead what they tell you, you have psychological and self esteem issues.
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jhunt you are a clueless child.

I am certainly no john holmes myself, and probably have the most statically average dong in the world. However, i have been with women who have been around so much they would qualify as a social program and they were uncomfortably tight, and i have been with uppity conservative women that are very loose. I have been with large women with tight vaginas, and petite, 100 lb 5'0 women with caverns that would accommodate a thermos..... With the built in cup/lid attached.

Vaginas are like penors. Some are naturally big, some are small. The only things that will significantly, and permanently affect the size of a woman's vagina is childbirth, frequent fisting, and the frequent use of gigantic coke bottle girthed dildos. There are maybe 1% of men out there, that are significantly girthed, as to permanently wreck a woman. Although i would suspect, at least 80% of cpers would qualify for that dangerous dong classification.

you need to get a grip. you have problems man. If you are judging women by the size of their fleshy hole, and instead what they tell you, you have psychological and self esteem issues.
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pretty sure he is just trolling now...
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Jhunt you are a clueless child.

I am certainly no John Holmes myself, and probably have the most statically average dong in the world. However, I have been with women who have been around so much they would qualify as a social program and they were uncomfortably tight, and I have been with uppity conservative women that are very loose. I have been with large women with tight vaginas, and petite, 100 lb 5'0 women with caverns that would accommodate a thermos..... with the built in cup/lid attached.

Vaginas are like penors. Some are naturally big, some are small. The only things that will significantly, and permanently affect the size of a woman's vagina is childbirth, frequent fisting, and the frequent use of gigantic coke bottle girthed dildos. There are maybe 1% of men out there, that are significantly girthed, as to permanently wreck a woman. Although I would suspect, at least 80% of CPers would qualify for that dangerous dong classification.

You need to get a grip. You have problems man. If you are judging women by the size of their fleshy hole, and instead what they tell you, you have psychological and self esteem issues.
This has already been established. Try to keep up... His grip is well practiced.
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Jhunt you are a clueless child.

You need to get a grip. You have problems man. If you are judging women by the size of their fleshy hole, and instead what they tell you, you have psychological and self esteem issues.
I'm not judging them based on that. I clearly stated its about morals and health to me.
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I'm not judging them based on that. I clearly stated its about morals and health to me.
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I'm not judging them based on that. I clearly stated its about morals and health to me.
So if you met a girl you're totally heads over heels for, but their ###ayjay wasn't up to your "moral" standards, what would you do?
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So if you met a girl you're totally heads over heels for, but their ###ayjay wasn't up to your "moral" standards, what would you do?
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I'm not judging them based on that. I clearly stated its about morals and health to me.
Just because a woman has an active sex life, doesn't mean she is morally bankrupt, or a disease bag. A person could have sex once and catch herpes, or have sex hundreds of times and catch nothing. Poo gets on their cooch sometimes, blood comes out of it too. There is no escaping the fact it is a dirty thing. And all that being said, it is still a cleaner, less diseased place, than your or her mouth. So you better not ever date a woman, that has a mouth. And based on your misogynistic comments on women in the past, that would be something you probably fantasize about anyway.
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Poo gets on their cooch sometimes, blood comes out of it too. There is no escaping the fact it is a dirty thing.
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Oh man this is awesome. Hopefully Bronzel makes a cameo at some point.
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Isn't it a double standard to get yourself off to women you consider morally bankrupt hypocritical. You are whacking off to women that disgust you. You are actively supporting an industry that goes against what you supposedly want.

Its fine to judge people based on their sexual histories if you hold yourself and both genders to the same standards. It just seems you have one standard for yourself and another for women.
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Eight days into 2014 and the bar is already set higher than its been in quite some time. Legitimate thread of the year candidate.
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Isn't it a double standard to get yourself off to women you consider morally bankrupt hypocritical. You are whacking off to women that disgust you. You are actively supporting an industry that goes against what you supposedly want.

Its fine to judge people based on their sexual histories if you hold yourself and both genders to the same standards. It just seems you have one standard for yourself and another for women.
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