Virgin Auction (take two)

[RedMileDJ]

Holy crap this is awesome...

[jhunt223]

Originally Posted by Locke

I see. Thats quite the sample group you've got there. Exclusively pornstars.

Your average bar skank might not put up the same numbers as a porn star, but I doubt they go out to clubs looking for short, skinny asian men. They're dealing with gentlemen who are packing quite often without a doubt.

[Hockeyguy15]

How can you tell if a guy is "packing"?

[btimbit]

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by jhunt223

When it comes to this sort of thing experience is like make up.. a little makes a world of difference sure, but one must be careful not to apply too much.

Originally Posted by jhunt223

Decreasing the frequency and vigorousness of the solo act helped with the dance quite a bit. I still think easy women are gross for moral and health reasons, but I'm willing to concede that casual sex may not cause expansion that would be perceivable through sexual contact alone. You can't tell me that the mutilation of Jenna Jameson and other female porn vets is the result of only time and having never been with a super experienced girl I'm not really convinced that they aren't altered either. The way some of you talk about this stuff though makes it seem as though you would almost encourage any daughters you might have to become the most efficient little sex fiends they could possible be and that sickens me.

Originally Posted by jhunt223

I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. I guess I have no idea what goes on under the surface, but surely some of the exposed part that is exposed to sight has some effect on the sensations experienced during sex by both the male and the female.

Originally Posted by jhunt223

Your average bar skank might not put up the same numbers as a porn star, but I doubt they go out to clubs looking for short, skinny asian men. They're dealing with gentlemen who are packing quite often without a doubt.

[undercoverbrother]

How does jhunt223 not have a custom user title?

[nik-]

It should be Vagina Whisperer

[devo22]

this. is. awesome.

[surferguy]

Originally Posted by devo22

this. is. awesome.

hahahaha - i just came in to post this!

[Locke]

Originally Posted by devo22

this. is. awesome.

Are you insinuating something about his technique?

[jammies]

Originally Posted by jhunt223

I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it.

Welcome to a club we call "everyone on the internet".

[Senator Clay Davis]

Its like anytime anyone mentions vaginal expansion jhunt is on the case. He's the Springs1 of vaginal expansion.

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by jhunt223

I watch a lot of pornography. Tons of it. Over the years I've seen girls come and go and tons of them are visibly damaged. Even the girls that are in it for only a short period of time show signs of surficial damage sometimes. .

That would explain why Bronzel seemed annoyed

Originally Posted by Bronzel

I think you're confusing the feeling of a loose vagina with the fact that you were so used to tightly wrapping your own hand around yourself and whacking off multiple times a day that you forgot what my vagina felt like.

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by jhunt223

Your average bar skank might not put up the same numbers as a porn star, but I doubt they go out to clubs looking for short, skinny asian men. They're dealing with gentlemen who are packing quite often without a doubt.

And how would you know for certain that's the case? And what about guys? After all, it takes two to tango.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by nik-

It should be Vagina Whisperer

That might be a little kind. I was thinking more along the masturbation end of the story. There are funnier people on this board though, that can probably knock something like that out of the park.

[Hockeyguy15]

I love how it's almost a year to the day that Bronzel dropped the bomb.

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by Joborule

And how would you know for certain that's the case? And what about guys? After all, it takes two to tango.

It's not the guys fault if he is packing "substantial heat", the "skank" in question must then calculate how badly this will "ruin" her so as to not tip over the edge into "superficially trashed" territory.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Daradon

That might be a little kind. I was thinking more along the masturbation end of the story. There are funnier people on this board though, that can probably knock something like that out of the park.

I was thinking something along the lines of "resident wang estimator"

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15

I love how it's almost a year to the day that Bronzel dropped the bomb.

I hope this is a world class troll........

[Daradon]

Popping up on the anniversary almost hints at that. Although, someone else did start the thread.