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Old 08-01-2007, 02:29 PM   #1201
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I could really go for a cold beer today. It's the perfect weather for me.
I can’t wait to get home from work my buddy I just moved in with is a manager at a liquor store and he picked us up some beer for my house warming

24 Miller

24 Keith’s

24 Moosehead

And we all got them waiting ice cold in our fridge…there is more beer in it than food

Oh and they are all bottles
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:36 PM   #1203
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FireFly ,what is your favourite sort of beer?
Don't really have a favorite. I'm up for trying new things. Lately though my brother's friend has me drinking Coors.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:40 PM   #1204
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Well I did go to a lot of trouble picking up some hookers and blow...
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:44 PM   #1206
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That's totally unfair. That's age discrimination... besides, I know a lot more tricks than 23 year olds.
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The greatest words to ever leave a womans mouth.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:53 PM   #1208
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The greatest words to ever leave a womans mouth.
You never know what you like until you try...

(As a side note, Snake Dog India Pale Ale tastes like vomit in a bottle. I liked the label and wanted to try something new... That time it didn't turn out so well.)
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That's totally unfair. That's age discrimination... besides, I know a lot more tricks than 23 year olds.
I thought Burninator was brining the hookers?
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I thought Burninator was brining the hookers?
Are you calling me a hooker? I said I KNOW more tricks, not I DO more tricks. I can and will kick your ass...
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:07 PM   #1211
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Yes...stupid M's...stupid Weaver...whatever...maybe they'll win tonight...

Ya I wouldn't put my money on it, 8-3 vs LAA and not playing their best baseball over the last few weeks.

LAA 5 - 2 SEA...my uneducated guess
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Are you calling me a hooker? I said I KNOW more tricks, not I DO more tricks. I can and will kick your ass...
no no no, you got me all wrong...since you know more tricks (synonym for hooker - I've been watching too much Springer lately), I assumed you would be bringing them. You could've gone to school with them, been members of a club, or something...not that you're a hooker. Not by a long shot!
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no no no, you got me all wrong...since you know more tricks (synonym for hooker), I assumed you would be bringing them. You could've gone to school with them, been members of a club, or something...not that you're a hooker. Not by a long shot!
No, the trick is the act the hooker performs, she herself is not the trick. But I think you've backpeddled sufficiently that I can take you off my hit list.
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The only people that are invited are

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Girls between the age of 16-23
So when you and the Prez are busy what are all the girls going to do?
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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No, the trick is the act the hooker performs, she herself is not the trick. But I think you've backpeddled sufficiently that I can take you off my hit list.

Don't let him off the hook that quickly, this was just about good. I could see him digging his own grave one post at a time!
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No, the trick is the act the hooker performs, she herself is not the trick. But I think you've backpeddled sufficiently that I can take you off my hit list.
I know, but like I said - I've been watching too much Springer lately (where trick is used as a synonym)...
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:19 PM   #1217
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So when you and the Prez are busy what are all the girls going to do?
I donno make out?
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:21 PM   #1218
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Trick = Hooker's customer

Turning Trick's = What a hooker does to her customer

Urban dictionary is great.
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:24 PM   #1219
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Well to "work" I go...thats right Azure I am going to work

But only for a few hours before I hit the links!
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Do *Hookers* have to get paid for doing tricks to be considered/called hookers?
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