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Old 08-01-2007, 06:09 PM   #1241
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Funk you should really edit your post....it might be funny and all...but I do believe that is crossing the line.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:10 PM   #1242
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Find one that crosses in the back. I find those are best. I was about to ask what size you were, but thought better of it.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:18 PM   #1243
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Hurry, edit it Funk....before Fotze makes a sick comment....
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:23 PM   #1244
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I was only thinking of you Azure, I didn't want this to descend into a boobie talk thread.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:27 PM   #1245
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Find one that crosses in the back. I find those are best. I was about to ask what size you were, but thought better of it.
And it would go better with all my racerback tanks as well. I'll take a peek if I ever get a day off here.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:38 PM   #1246
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And it would go better with all my racerback tanks as well. I'll take a peek if I ever get a day off here.
And you never have to worry about your strap falling down.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:42 PM   #1247
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Russian boy smoking. This freaks me the hell out.

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Old 08-01-2007, 07:32 PM   #1248
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The chair at my computer desk is leather... otherwise I'd be in my undies. I've been braless most of the summer though. Sweat pools in underwire bras, it's gross.
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Yes, yes I do. However, they generally don't support the girls enough. i need one I like is the big thing.
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Find one that crosses in the back. I find those are best. I was about to ask what size you were, but thought better of it.
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This thread is useless without pictures.
HD I'm inclined to agree. I think CP needs to determine which would actually suit best, and how they look. I mean that's what we're here for? If (internet) friends can't help pick your wardrobe, then who can?
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:46 PM   #1249
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HD I'm inclined to agree. I think CP needs to determine which would actually suit best, and how they look. I mean that's what we're here for? If (internet) friends can't help pick your wardrobe, then who can?
You gonna feel them out for us too? Make sure they're fitting comfortably, huh?
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:14 PM   #1250
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You gonna feel them out for us too? Make sure they're fitting comfortably, huh?
I have no problem feeling "them" for you at all. Just call me Cam

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Old 08-01-2007, 08:24 PM   #1251
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I have no problem feeling "them" for you at all. Just call me Cam
Hahahaha, that's awesome! I still have time in my currently busy day to examine my own bra, but I'll let you know when my life gets too busy.
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if you're ever too busy or simply drunk that's what I'm here for.

I'm here for you, I'm one of the few good guys left in this world
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:36 PM   #1253
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I was only thinking of you Azure, I didn't want this to descend into a boobie talk thread.
Hahhahaha....thats good...
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:59 PM   #1254
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:09 PM   #1255
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So for three nights in a row my work computer has crashed and yet still, no help from the team that's supposed to fix it. Fricken idiots. Even when I want to work I can't.
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:12 PM   #1256
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Nights? Work computer?
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:13 PM   #1257
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***Politically Incorrect Joke Below, proceed at own risk

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"



For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes; he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt


......one button at a time.






.......No one moves.







.......He removes his shirt.







......Muscles ripple across his chest






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......"Iron this."
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:15 PM   #1258
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Nights? Work computer?
I work at home. They've installed me a computer here, but I always lose my connection. For the past three nights in a row I've lost my connection. yet, when I call, they always say they'll get back to me, and never do, or the people that do are idiots. Like today. I get an email asking for more information. I give the information, (including my contact number) and I get no call. now I'm going to have to go in to work tomorrow because they won't fix my damn issue.
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:43 PM   #1259
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I just clicked on this thread for the first time since it had two replies...

...I'll be leaving now...

:::backs slowly to the door, then runs down the hall:::
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:48 PM   #1260
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I just clicked on this thread for the first time since it had two replies...

...I'll be leaving now...

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