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Azure · 08-01-2007, 10:54 PM

No excuses guys....

notoepik · 08-01-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakeeye

I just clicked on this thread for the first time since it had two replies...

...I'll be leaving now...

:::backs slowly to the door, then runs down the hall:::

Sometimes you walk into a party and you look around and you can see it right away.....you don't fit in.

I hate when that happens.

arsenal · 08-01-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

I work at home. They've installed me a computer here, but I always lose my connection. For the past three nights in a row I've lost my connection. yet, when I call, they always say they'll get back to me, and never do, or the people that do are idiots. Like today. I get an email asking for more information. I give the information, (including my contact number) and I get no call. now I'm going to have to go in to work tomorrow because they won't fix my damn issue.

Maybe you should switch to shaw?

Biff · 08-01-2007, 11:24 PM

Now HOLD ON JUST A GOL DARNED MINUTE.....I are Firefly's best friend and, thus, by proxy have first dibs on all wardrobe evaluations for, by, between, or in any way associated with, Firefly. Consequently, the line to help NSFL with, um, form and function starts behind me.

Does being someone's best friend count for NOTHING anymore????

Oh.....and on a completely unrelated note (or is it?), I barbecued weinies today.

FireFly · 08-01-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Biff

Now HOLD ON JUST A GOL DARNED MINUTE.....I are Firefly's best friend and, thus, by proxy have first dibs on all wardrobe evaluations by, between, or in any way associated with, Firefly. Consequently, the line to help NSFL with, um, form and function starts behind me.

Does being someone's best friend count for NOTHING anymore????

Oh.....and on a completely unrelated note (or is it?), I barbecued weinies today.

Sure. Use me to get to her. My boobs aren't good enough?!

FireFly · 08-01-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by arsenal

Maybe you should switch to shaw?

Well my home internet which is on a different line but also by Telus and right beside my work computer is fine. What does that tell you? Perhaps it's the modem and router... You think they listen to me? No. And to top it off, I KNOW that rebooting my router will fix it, but they've told me I'm not allowed to.

NSFL · 08-01-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Biff

Now HOLD ON JUST A GOL DARNED MINUTE.....I are Firefly's best friend and, thus, by proxy have first dibs on all wardrobe evaluations by, between, or in any way associated with, Firefly. Consequently, the line to help NSFL with, um, form and function starts behind me.

Does being someone's best friend count for NOTHING anymore????

Oh.....and on a completely unrelated note (or is it?), I barbecued weinies today.

For all you know, I could be hideous and have an A cup.

NSFL · 08-01-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

Well my home internet which is on a different line but also by Telus and right beside my work computer is fine. What does that tell you? Perhaps it's the modem and router... You think they listen to me? No. And to top it off, I KNOW that rebooting my router will fix it, but they've told me I'm not allowed to.

It's a message, they're telling you NOT to work.

NSFL · 08-01-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

Sure. Use me to get to her. My boobs aren't good enough?!

I'm sure if we both needed help, he'd help you first.

FireFly · 08-01-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NSFL

I'm sure if we both needed help, he'd help you first.

Really? Cause he didn't even invite me over for weenies.

NSFL · 08-01-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

Really? Cause he didn't even invite me over for weenies.

He didn't invite me over for weenies either.

arsenal · 08-01-2007, 11:34 PM

Hell, boobs are boobs. If any one needs help (besides those of you man boobs, yes fotze, that was for you), lemme know. FBI at your service

arsenal · 08-01-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

Well my home internet which is on a different line but also by Telus and right beside my work computer is fine. What does that tell you? Perhaps it's the modem and router... You think they listen to me? No. And to top it off, I KNOW that rebooting my router will fix it, but they've told me I'm not allowed to.

Of course not.. techies are nutorious for thinking they know what is best.. I know.. cause i used to be one.

Biff · 08-01-2007, 11:37 PM

Girls girls girls. Surely there are enough weiners in the world for everyone. In terms of pecking order, although I am generally an equal opportunity kind of guy, I would, of course, have to give first consideration to my best friend. The good thing, however, is that the friend of your best friend is your best friend's friend. So, as they say, a friend in need.....

I feel bad for contributing to you two's lack of weener.

FireFly · 08-01-2007, 11:40 PM

Well I'll be going camping this weekend and there's sure to be a whole lot of fire roasted weeners there. Unfortunately, that's bound to be the only kind.

Biff · 08-01-2007, 11:40 PM

In my defense, I have to confess that it was a smallish quantity of weiner that was available. If I had been possessed of a more generous portion of weiner, it would be far easier to contemplate having multiple partakers thereof. Of course, it's not just the amount of weiner, it's what you do with it.

In my case, I slathered it liberally with a spicy rub and then just popped them into the buns. Mmmmm......yummy.

FireFly · 08-01-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Biff

In my defense, I have to confess that it was a smallish quantity of weiner that was available. If I had been possessed of a more generous portion of weiner, it would be far easier to contemplate having multiple partakers thereof. Of course, it's not just the amount of weiner, it's what you do with it.

In my case, I slathered it liberally with a spicy rub and then just popped them into the buns. Mmmmm......yummy.

As long as there's enough rub for everyone, even just a little weenie would be fine.

Berger_4_ · 08-01-2007, 11:44 PM

wow, this has more sexual innuendo in it than a disney movie

Biff · 08-01-2007, 11:44 PM

I'm not always sure how well these BBQ postings of mine are received so I didn't go into detail about how hot the weiners got and how juicy they ended up. You don't want to beat a subject to death.

Berger_4_ · 08-01-2007, 11:46 PM

:groan:

theres nothing worse than beating a subject to death...perhaps asphyxiating poultry a little too much...