Edmonton is No Good X: Up and Down Like a Toilet Seat

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by DionTheDman

How is it that nobody bought this domain yet???

Luckily, I just did, for safekeeping. Not sure what to do with it yet, but for now it redirects to a site that may be helpful for Oilers fans >> http://www.oilersminus.com

Next level troll job. Very well done. And the link? Chef's Kiss.

[Sofa GM]

Originally Posted by Burning Beard

Or literally sliding cash across the table like he does with young girls. If anyone knows how to accomplish this it's that scumbag.

Guessing Bob Nicholson just set up a fund to manage such things, when you need something done you bring in a professional.

[Burning Beard]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

If he's doing it to get out of a player's cap hit, that is circumvention

I think that is the point we are trying to make. The guy handing out cash to young girls would be the same guy handing over cash to circumvent the cap.

[CaptainCrunch]

I laughed in the face of an Oilers fan, it was involuntary. But he was boasting that the Oilers were the far superior team and looked what happened to the Flames against the Mighty Oilers last year.

Yeah, last years team, That both teams have under gone changes, the Flames more structural then the Oilers. Meanwhile the Oilers actually have a worse blueline then last year, Campbell falls apart at the worst times, and in the first game your team looked like hot trash 5v5 in a game against a pretty below average hockey team, meanwhile your defensemen looked decidedly peewee level

Then I asked him when they were going to raise a banner about the win, laughed at his stupidity and left the table.

Oiler fans are just sad.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

arrogance without the brains to back it up

they expect greatness but they can never explain to you why it will be any different than last time without some absurd logic . it's the same team but worse defensively . there's no universe where they objectively improved in any way and wednesday showed exactly that as it was obviously the same one trick pony squad that lives on power plays but can't skate with an ahl team at even strength

[McG]

I wonder how much player development work Keith will be required to deliver wherever Keith plans to live.

I’m guessing all of it.

[sketchyt]

Originally Posted by sureLoss

The old player retires but hire him at another position so we save cap and the player's salary remains whole play.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580966799969234950

I mean, at this point with Nicholson, Virtanen, Kane, etc… it’s pretty clear the identity this organization is trying to establish:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580989564914630666

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

oh no, they should have put more thought into what make believe job title to award him . that one seems rather inappropriate, his history considered.. oh well, after kane and virtanen this year, what's one more woopsie . oilers will be oilers, right?

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Burning Beard

I think that is the point we are trying to make. The guy handing out cash to young girls would be the same guy handing over cash to circumvent the cap.

Is that your point? It's a silly one. Nobody was auditing Katz when he was handing out cash to young girls.

Some of you seem to think that the other 31 owners have some sort of incentive to let Katz cheat them.

[EldrickOnIce]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

Is that your point? It's a silly one. Nobody was auditing Katz when he was handing out cash to young girls.

Some of you seem to think that the other 31 owners have some sort of incentive to let Katz cheat them.

No one is auditing a dime Katz spends not related to HRR. Or is some suit is ticking off the litres of Beaujolais Gretz pounds back per game?

Wierd place to take a stand.
Let it go, friend.

[Sofa GM]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

Is that your point? It's a silly one. Nobody was auditing Katz when he was handing out cash to young girls.

Some of you seem to think that the other 31 owners have some sort of incentive to let Katz cheat them.

This is 100% going on between Smith and Keith. The Oilers know if they had to honor those deals for this season they would be missing the playoffs. The cheating, lying and general poor moral compass of this team right from the Oilers down is unrivaled in all of professional sport.

[FormerPresJamesTaylor]

Originally Posted by Buff

They be brawlin at their home opener:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580738379452674048

https://twitter.com/user/status/1581039369741537280

Stay classy

Nice of his buddy to come to his rescue with those soft gentle pillowy punches.

[Scroopy Noopers]

Smith and Keith in leadership roles with the Oilers would please me greatly.

[dustygoon]

Originally Posted by Buff

They be brawlin at their home opener:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1580738379452674048

https://twitter.com/user/status/1581039369741537280

Stay classy

Sickening degenerates. Doesn’t help that they wear the garb of a #### team. But I hope criminal and civil charges are in that guys future.

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

I was expecting it to be a Canucks fan fighting an Oilers fan given there's a whole line of Canucks jerseys right there, but nope... Oiler fan on Oiler fan violence, which is of course a victimless crime.

[ssjshmo]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1581019211694243841

Cringe levels of epic proportions for anyone who would order one of these.
On the flip side, wish I thought of this to sell to Oilers fans, would have been easy money

[Scroopy Noopers]

I had significant long term repercussions, and will have lifelong jaw pain, from a stupid fan beating me up randomly. This #### makes me sick.

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Seriously though what are the odds of a surprise BOA banner raising ceremony tonight? They're... not zero.

[Redrum]

The orange drop is specially carved from kidney stones.

[Textcritic]

God, what a bunch of losers.

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