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Old 08-07-2012, 03:30 PM   #681
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(and that you like dudes)
The kitten avatar is a bit suspicious.
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:54 PM   #682
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I guess the only thing I have that's obviously gay, is the fact I'm handsome and well-groomed.
But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:57 PM   #683
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But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
Would you consider shaving your nuts so you're not forever alone?
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I guess the only thing I have that's obviously gay, is the fact I'm handsome and well-groomed.
And you put your hand on other men's laps when they don't want it. You disgust me Tony.
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Would you consider shaving your nuts so you're not forever alone?
Woah. Manscaping is definitely more prevelant, but I don't think we're at this point yet.
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:01 PM   #686
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When it comes to hair on the genitals, I say the golden rule applies.

gay dudes are just doin' it more.

I ain't gettin' laid anyway, so why bother, right Jammies?

*high five*
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:09 PM   #687
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Woah. Manscaping is definitely more prevelant, but I don't think we're at this point yet.
I wouldn't be caught dead without my carefully manicured landing strip.
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:14 PM   #688
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I wouldn't be caught dead without my carefully manicured landing strip.
On your taint?
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But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
Grooming starts below the waist and expands to the rest of the body
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:38 PM   #690
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When it comes to hair on the genitals, I say the golden rule applies.

gay dudes are just doin' it more.

I ain't gettin' laid anyway, so why bother, right Jammies?

*high five*
I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
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I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
Yup, you can touch penises together as long as there is a chick somewhere in the background.
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I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
Like 3 dudes? Does that mean it's not gay if it's any odd number of guys? Or just prime numbers? What if it's 3 dudes and 1 girl?
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I shaved the back of my ears this morning.

Have I caught gay?
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:46 PM   #694
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Just because we all need a catchy tune on Tuesday
NSFW!
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I shaved the back of my ears this morning.

Have I caught gay?
No, you caught the old.
We might have to change the thread from Timmy& Chick-fil-a to a second round of "I'm gay, ask me anything"
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Yup, you can touch penises together as long as there is a chick somewhere in the background.
that term needs to be defined....
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:59 PM   #697
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Well...

This thread certainly took a turn. I'm undecided if it is a turn for the better.
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It's gone from a thread about Chick-Fil-A to Rooster-Fil-A.
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:58 PM   #699
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This might put everything into context
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I was raised with the understanding that it was only gay if the balls touched?

Chalk up another one to Lies My Teacher Told Me
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