08-07-2012, 03:30 PM
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#681
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yasa
(and that you like dudes)
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The kitten avatar is a bit suspicious.
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"Life of Russian hockey veterans is very hard," said Soviet hockey star Sergei Makarov. "Most of them don't have enough to eat these days. These old players are Russian legends."
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08-07-2012, 03:54 PM
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#682
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
I guess the only thing I have that's obviously gay, is the fact I'm handsome and well-groomed.
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But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
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08-07-2012, 03:57 PM
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#683
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
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Would you consider shaving your nuts so you're not forever alone?
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08-07-2012, 03:59 PM
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#684
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Otnorot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
I guess the only thing I have that's obviously gay, is the fact I'm handsome and well-groomed.
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And you put your hand on other men's laps when they don't want it. You disgust me Tony.
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08-07-2012, 04:00 PM
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#685
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
Would you consider shaving your nuts so you're not forever alone?
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Woah. Manscaping is definitely more prevelant, but I don't think we're at this point yet.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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08-07-2012, 04:01 PM
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#686
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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When it comes to hair on the genitals, I say the golden rule applies.
gay dudes are just doin' it more.
I ain't gettin' laid anyway, so why bother, right Jammies?
*high five*
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08-07-2012, 04:09 PM
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#687
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nik-
Woah. Manscaping is definitely more prevelant, but I don't think we're at this point yet.
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I wouldn't be caught dead without my carefully manicured landing strip.
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"Life of Russian hockey veterans is very hard," said Soviet hockey star Sergei Makarov. "Most of them don't have enough to eat these days. These old players are Russian legends."
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08-07-2012, 04:14 PM
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#688
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Makarov
I wouldn't be caught dead without my carefully manicured landing strip.
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On your taint?
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08-07-2012, 04:37 PM
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#689
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
But wait, I'm handsome and... oh ok. I'm not shaving my nuts just so I can be gay. Nuh-uh.
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Grooming starts below the waist and expands to the rest of the body
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08-07-2012, 04:38 PM
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#690
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
When it comes to hair on the genitals, I say the golden rule applies.
gay dudes are just doin' it more.
I ain't gettin' laid anyway, so why bother, right Jammies?
*high five*
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I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
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08-07-2012, 04:39 PM
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#691
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
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Yup, you can touch penises together as long as there is a chick somewhere in the background.
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"Life of Russian hockey veterans is very hard," said Soviet hockey star Sergei Makarov. "Most of them don't have enough to eat these days. These old players are Russian legends."
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08-07-2012, 04:40 PM
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#692
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
I thought the golden rule for straights was "it's not gay, when it's in a three-way"
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Like 3 dudes? Does that mean it's not gay if it's any odd number of guys? Or just prime numbers? What if it's 3 dudes and 1 girl?
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08-07-2012, 04:41 PM
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#693
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Barnet - North London
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I shaved the back of my ears this morning.
Have I caught gay?
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08-07-2012, 04:46 PM
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#694
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Just because we all need a catchy tune on Tuesday
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Last edited by MRCboicgy; 08-07-2012 at 04:49 PM.
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08-07-2012, 04:51 PM
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#695
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnet Flame
I shaved the back of my ears this morning.
Have I caught gay?
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No, you caught the old.
We might have to change the thread from Timmy& Chick-fil-a to a second round of "I'm gay, ask me anything"
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08-07-2012, 04:51 PM
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#696
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Makarov
Yup, you can touch penises together as long as there is a chick somewhere in the background.
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that term needs to be defined....
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08-07-2012, 04:59 PM
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#697
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Well...
This thread certainly took a turn. I'm undecided if it is a turn for the better.
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08-07-2012, 05:30 PM
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#698
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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It's gone from a thread about Chick-Fil-A to Rooster-Fil-A.
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"Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine? Sheeee......."
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08-07-2012, 05:58 PM
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#699
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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This might put everything into context
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08-07-2012, 06:20 PM
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#700
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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I was raised with the understanding that it was only gay if the balls touched?
Chalk up another one to Lies My Teacher Told Me
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