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Old 11-05-2010, 05:17 PM   #61
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Six-figure income, get to sleep with the admin assistant, take terrific vacations whenever I want, as much golfing as I like and fire any client I don't like. Beat that.
Seven figure income and I get to sleep with your assistant?
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Old 11-05-2010, 05:23 PM   #62
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Old 11-05-2010, 05:59 PM   #63
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Six-figure income, get to sleep with the admin assistant, take terrific vacations whenever I want, as much golfing as I like and fire any client I don't like. Beat that.
I can't beat you, but I can tie (except the sleeping with the admin assistant!).

Oh....and I live in Calgary and don't cheer for the Oilers or Eskimos. Game, set, match...I win after all!
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:07 PM   #64
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I never take Percs at work...oops, you meant perks!
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:30 PM   #65
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No one from enmax to talk about the lavishing parties?...
I left a few months ago. The parties were pretty sweet. Apparently even the Christmas party is canceled now. I wouldn't be surprised if those swank bonuses are cut down pretty hard now too, after all this Nenshi business.

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Old 11-05-2010, 07:22 PM   #66
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Small perks go a long way. At an office I worked at a few years ago we got every 2nd Friday off at noon. Where I work now in the summer there is a free BBQ every second friday.

We have the usual Casual Friday now... but I'm just wondering what perks your work has and what the best perks you've ever had were?
We have a bistro in the basement. They serve breakfast every morning (we actually pay $25/month, peanuts). The lunch specials are delicious. Every Friday at 4:00 is beer o'clock.

They also bring in a massage therapist and hair stylist 2 days a week.

...and more...
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:37 PM   #67
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:28 PM   #68
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I work for the City of Calgary and love the RAWW schedule. I put in .5 hours per day and once every three weeks I get a day off.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:43 PM   #69
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Absolutely zero perks. And it sucks reading this thread.
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My wifes office has a complimenery fruit bowl. I think that is an awsome benefit.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:15 PM   #71
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My wifes office has a complimenery fruit bowl. I think that is an awsome benefit.
Nexen?

Best benefit for me is every Friday off in the summer plus six additional non-designated Flex days. Also get a winter tire allowance every two years and a transit allowance monthly. Just wish they wouldn't have gotten rid of the free Perrier.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:03 PM   #72
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My wifes office has a complimenery fruit bowl. I think that is an awsome benefit.
Is that a communal fruit bowl?
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Old 11-06-2010, 01:36 AM   #73
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I get free coffee and tea... and free access to tap water and the fridge. Hooray!!!

I think flashpoint works in heaven. No way should anyones work be that sweet... that's just awesome. I think I'm going to switch professions...
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Old 11-06-2010, 05:38 AM   #74
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Three months of paid vacation each year, apartment provided and utilities paid, free use of facilities like swimming pool and ice rink, the ability to send myself to far off workshops when I see fit, return international airfare up to $1,500 to be used however I like once/year and free meals.

Even with those nice things I'm still not a big fan of the job and will be leaving at the end of this contract year.

Edit: I suppose to add to those, I live in what I think is a much more interesting place than North America and I make over 16 times the average salary where I am, which allows me to live a very carefree lifestyle spending wise and still bank 70% of my income each month while taking vacations to Hong Kong or having weekends in Shanghai.
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:42 AM   #75
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Is that a communal fruit bowl?
Yes you just walk in there and grab fruit and not just crappy normal fruit either
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Absolutely zero perks. And it sucks reading this thread.
Yeah, thats pretty much my life too. Kids....Do not get into drafting...worst job on the freaking planet. Well at least worst paying job in Alberta where you're expected to be a somewhat competent employee.

Although, I work with Oiler fans, so I do get to shoot fish in a barrel when it comes to the company hockey pool. It's a small consolation for an otherwise miserable life.
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:24 AM   #77
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My drafters all make over $85k. There's nothing wrong with that.
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Old 11-06-2010, 10:26 AM   #78
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I work for the City of Calgary and love the RAWW schedule. I put in .5 hours per day and once every three weeks I get a day off.
You only work 30 minutes a day? Wow!
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