11-05-2010, 04:03 PM
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#41
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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I own the company so my perk is when I go a day without people bitching, something breaking, or running into something that's going to cost a gazillion dollars to fix.
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11-05-2010, 04:05 PM
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#42
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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nightly naked girls dancing around a pole.
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11-05-2010, 04:10 PM
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#43
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Originally Posted by MelBridgeman
nightly naked girls dancing around a pole.
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Fort Mac, eh?
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11-05-2010, 04:13 PM
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#44
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by simmer2
As an employer, there are some fantastic ideas in this thread. I'll definitely be implementing a few of these!
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If you implement the hookers and blow idea, i'm coming to work for you.
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11-05-2010, 04:17 PM
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#45
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor
I work for the government so I get to work twice as hard as the guy sitting 2 desks away and get paid the same amount.
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That doesn't just happen at government jobs. Sometimes they make a lot more money because it takes them so much longer, they're on OT. 
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11-05-2010, 04:19 PM
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#46
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: YYC
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Free Drinks (Alcoholic and Non), they also treat us like slave labor though...
I think the booze is to numb the pain away.
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11-05-2010, 04:20 PM
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#47
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RealtorŪ
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Calgary
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The joy of being self employed and setting your own hours (to some extent) = No Perks for me!!!
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11-05-2010, 04:27 PM
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#48
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The lesser known Sedin brother
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Apparently Sweden...
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4 days/week, 10 hour days...(3 day weekends every weekend), they shift stats (friday stats move to the thursday)
also, the work place is licensed...not kidding...booze parties that are legal, and free...
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11-05-2010, 04:29 PM
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#49
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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Originally Posted by fotze
Surely as an employer, none of these can be a revelation. Or are you just bragging about being an employer?  |
Well I dont know, I never thought of offering hookers and blow to my employees
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11-05-2010, 04:33 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: /dev/null
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Pantless Tuesdays.
Well, on Tuesday it's official.
Unofficially I don't wear pants the rest of the week anyways. Self employed - I make whatever benefits I care to.
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11-05-2010, 04:38 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Sample00
Well I dont know, I never thought of offering hookers and blow to my employees |
And you call yourself a car salesman? Pfft.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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11-05-2010, 04:40 PM
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All I can get
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They've stopped referring to us by our employee number, and now we get called by our surnames. It's a start.
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11-05-2010, 04:42 PM
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#53
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by simmer2
As an employer, there are some fantastic ideas in this thread. I'll definitely be implementing a few of these!
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Make this one the first.
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
The daily beatings have been replaced with stern rebukes.
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FU, Jim Benning
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GMs around the campfire tell a story that if you say Sbisa 5 times in the mirror, he appears on your team with a 3.6 million cap hit.
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11-05-2010, 04:42 PM
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#54
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Sounds like Reg stamps license plates.
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11-05-2010, 04:45 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor
i work for the government so i get to work half as hard as the guy sitting 2 desks away and get paid the same amount.
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fyp 
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11-05-2010, 04:51 PM
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#56
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by Pinner
That doesn't just happen at government jobs. Sometimes they make a lot more money because it takes them so much longer, they're on OT. |
True, but in private sector jobs, usually higher productivity means a bonus or better opportunity for advancement. Not so in government.
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11-05-2010, 04:58 PM
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#57
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Flash Walken
Fort Mac, eh?
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edmonton
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11-05-2010, 04:58 PM
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#58
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Originally Posted by MelBridgeman
edmonton
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You didn't specify bruises.
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11-05-2010, 05:07 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
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Six-figure income, get to sleep with the admin assistant, take terrific vacations whenever I want, as much golfing as I like and fire any client I don't like. Beat that.
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11-05-2010, 05:11 PM
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#60
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
You didn't specify bruises.
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This is a family site, there were a lot of things I didn't specify 
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