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Old 07-23-2009, 02:36 PM   #81
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I was going to get violent with YOU!
I just ate a big steak. I have no fear of your tofu-powered violence!

But a bitchslap consists of slapping a bitch, not getting slapped by one!
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:02 PM   #82
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Are you American or something? Who walks around the house with shoes on; unless you are going right back outside?
Well I do live in the states. And I don't make a habit of frequenting house parties and taking off my shoes. Hey, my home is a shoe free zone, I understand the logic, but when in Rome, y'know?

I suppose the rule can be altered a tad for Canadians who don't wear shoes inside: Should someone announce they are going to sleep, they are clear. Should they simply fall asleep (pass out), then they are game. Fair?
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The Shoe Rule:

If you spill your beer by any means of your own causing (i.e. stumble into a wall, trip, or just spill it because you are that drunk) you drink the rest of your beer out of your own shoe.

If you spill someone else's beer (bump into them or something) you must drink the rest of his/her beer/drink out of HIS/HER shoe. Then replace the drink of course. If the person is not wearing shoes, then they get to choose the shoe (can be anyone in the immediate vacinity) that you have to drink out of.

FYI, this rule is in effect in any and all places. We've done "shoes" at the dome and at the bar. You can sip the beer out of your shoe if you want, but it is probably better to drink it as fast as you can.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:16 PM   #84
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The Shoe Rule:

If you spill your beer by any means of your own causing (i.e. stumble into a wall, trip, or just spill it because you are that drunk) you drink the rest of your beer out of your own shoe.

If you spill someone else's beer (bump into them or something) you must drink the rest of his/her beer/drink out of HIS/HER shoe. Then replace the drink of course. If the person is not wearing shoes, then they get to choose the shoe (can be anyone in the immediate vacinity) that you have to drink out of.

FYI, this rule is in effect in any and all places. We've done "shoes" at the dome and at the bar. You can sip the beer out of your shoe if you want, but it is probably better to drink it as fast as you can.
This is a far cry from the general consensus of what the shoe rule is. I hang out with skater and former skater punks, the idea of putting anything in one of our shoes and imbibing it, well, it's horrifying. You've scarred me sir.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:18 PM   #85
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This is a far cry from the general consensus of what the shoe rule is. I hang out with skater and former skater punks, the idea of putting anything in one of our shoes and imbibing it, well, it's horrifying. You've scarred me sir.
Meh. I'm not saying this is the consensus shoe rule, but this is what we do.

Man up, we all have some pretty gross feet, not just skaters.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:20 PM   #86
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Meh. I'm not saying this is the consensus shoe rule, but this is what we do.

Man up, we all have some pretty gross feet, not just skaters.
I concur that the majority of people have some nasty ass feet, I just, I can't. I'm not crapping on your rule, that is what this thread was for. It's....I can't do that. That's like taking spillmat shots.
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:23 PM   #87
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I concur that the majority of people have some nasty ass feet, I just, I can't. I'm not crapping on your rule, that is what this thread was for. It's....I can't do that. That's like taking spillmat shots.
I think the worst one we've done is my buddy had to do it out of a coal miner's boot. He was barefoot, so someone had to pick the shoe.

He said he could still taste the soot. It was a 30 year old boot.
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I think the worst one we've done is my buddy had to do it out of a coal miner's boot. He was barefoot, so someone had to pick the shoe.

He said he could still taste the soot. It was a 30 year old boot.
That is perhaps the most horrible thing I've ever heard. You are cut from a cloth that I cannot match.

Another Code, somewhat stolen from Modern Drunkard (best magazine ever), but still applicable:

If you bring cheap crap to a party, you are obligated to drink 3 of those before you break into the good stuff other people have brought.
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