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Old 06-19-2009, 11:21 AM   #201
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You'd be surprised at how well a swingers club can do your relationship wonders
I hear there is generally an adbundant supply of fried chicken around.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:02 PM   #203
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No kidding..............I think swingers have some of the strongest relationships. They dont have typical jealous hang ups like most people.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:06 PM   #204
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No kidding..............I think swingers have some of the strongest relationships. They dont have typical jealous hang ups like most people.
Monogamy works for some, but not for others. I'm leaning into the second camp; I can't imagine a married life where two people just don't want to sleep with each other anymore or have exhausted all their options together.

That said, if you can make it work with one person for 40 or 50 years, kudos to you.
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No kidding..............I think swingers have some of the strongest relationships. They dont have typical jealous hang ups like most people.
I heard that swingers were behind 9/11, as well as the secret of how they get the caramel in the caramilk bars.
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No kidding..............I think swingers have some of the strongest relationships. They dont have typical jealous hang ups like most people.
From what I can tell, one partner (usually the Husband) is keen on the swinging, and the other partner is there very reluctantly.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:20 PM   #207
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I heard that swingers were behind 9/11, as well as the secret of how they get the caramel in the caramilk bars.
Thanks for this useless post. Post about 9/11 in the other thread instead of trying to de-rail this one.
Troll..........

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Old 06-19-2009, 01:23 PM   #208
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From what I can tell, one partner (usually the Husband) is keen on the swinging, and the other partner is there very reluctantly.
Ah, she'll come around.

IMO there's no difference between a wife saying someone else's name in bed and actual swinging itself. It's just that your marriage is strong enough to actually go through with it physically when you swing.
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Oh, she just laughed and agreed. We discussed some excellent ideas to spice up the honeymoon, so we'll be just fine.
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So is there like, swinging etiquette? Like, what if you go to a party and get paired up with someone you aren't interested in... what do you do?
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:25 PM   #211
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From what I can tell, one partner (usually the Husband) is keen on the swinging, and the other partner is there very reluctantly.
I have no doubts that occurs, but I watched an hour long documentary on swingers, and the interviewees seemed quite down to earth and honest. They mostly had a "meh..you only live once" kind of vibe.
The couples would typically stay together and spend time with others or in groups during the events, and after the party was over they go home and live a totally normal life.
They just haven't been brainwashed by our marriage crazy culture.

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Old 06-19-2009, 01:28 PM   #212
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So is there like, swinging etiquette? Like, what if you go to a party and get paired up with someone you aren't interested in... what do you do?
There are different types from what I can tell. There is the old school, keys in the bowl and pair off method, but on the show I watched it seemed to be open season. The couples often stayed together and just basically had group sex......
There were "party by-laws" they called them, about asking permission to join a group and many others I cant recall at the moment.
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We should start a CP swingers club!!!


.........too much too soon?
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:33 PM   #214
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Yeah cause I can see the girls showing up to have anonymous sex with a bunch of internet guys.
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Yeah cause I can see the girls showing up to have anonymous sex with a bunch of internet guys.
Shut up. Don't kill the dream.
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Its dead in the womb brother.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:58 PM   #217
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Yeah cause I can see the girls showing up to have anonymous sex with a bunch of internet guys.
Well swingers are typically couples..................but you're right.
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:07 PM   #218
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We should start a CP swingers club!!!


.........too much too soon?
This place is like a 9:1 guy to girl ratio... and that's being very generous to the ladies.
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:10 PM   #219
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This place is like a 9:1 guy to girl ratio... and that's being very generous to the ladies.
Maybe he's into that sort of thing.
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So here's another question then, if a chick says she's down with a threesome, but only if you can find the "right" girl (aka slightly less hot than girl 1), where the hell do you start? She's not interested in someone you already know. I've had this discussion with my buddies, and it's pretty tough to figure out.

"Hey, I noticed you are really hot... but not too hot. This is my girlfriend, wanna like... take off your clothes with us?"
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