06-18-2009, 01:32 PM
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Norm!
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Does anyone have a feeling that he's really just bragging in this thread?
First its no sex for 90 days.
Then its, well she'll give me the oral and the handjobs during the 90 days
Then its . . hey we had sex tonight, and I can keep hammering till I'm out of condoms which I have 12 of, so I'm going to run through another 5 today.
Cause I'm awesome, the bomb, byatches love me, men fear me.
This thread isn't about giving up sex. Its about you telling us how much and what kind your having.
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06-18-2009, 01:34 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Ridonkulous.
If you need to abstain from sex to make it "special", you need help.
Only time sex is bad is when it's with Hobo Bob down by the river. He said he had candy.
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06-18-2009, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by alltherage
You're just throwing salt in the wound now.
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Just get her plastered so she doesn't remember and then tell her she fell on a cucumber.
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06-18-2009, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Watch for the updates:
Ok, so we caved, and have agreed to make it from the end of this box of condoms till the honeymoon.
I just bought a new 12 pack, and only one is used. Although I will do my damndest to use at least 5 more in the next 18 hours.
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What, not a fan of the "pull out" method 
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06-18-2009, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Not to mention, After she came off the birth control her attitude changed for the better. I wonder what's better... a better attitude, and therefore more sex, or the feeling of no condom?
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Really? Hmmmm, my g/f has been on BC for YEARS now. I wonder how much different she would be off the pill. I honestly wouldn't mind donning the party hat for a few months just to see how different things would be with her off the pill.
Hmmmmmm
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Last edited by GoinAllTheWay; 06-18-2009 at 01:39 PM.
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06-18-2009, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by alltherage
You're just throwing salt in the wound now.
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Hahaha I missed Reaper's post because it was so cleverly worded.
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06-18-2009, 01:40 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by llama64
Ridonkulous.
If you need to abstain from sex to make it "special", you need help.
Only time sex is bad is when it's with Hobo Bob down by the river. He said he had candy.
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Yes, but you usually wake up with a $5.00 bill pinned to your shirt, which is economically good.
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06-18-2009, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Ditch
I'm getting married September 23rd but I will not be joining you in your endeavour ATR  |
On a Wednesday? Mine is on the 26th (saturday)
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06-18-2009, 01:43 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Watch for the updates:
Ok, so we caved, and have agreed to make it from the end of this box of condoms till the honeymoon.
I just bought a new 12 pack, and only one is used. Although I will do my damndest to use at least 5 more in the next 18 hours.
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just buy a few more boxes..."honey, we still got 'one' left" 
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06-18-2009, 01:45 PM
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No offense dude, but your marriage sounds like way too much hype. But that's also coming from someone who doens't believe in marriage.
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06-18-2009, 01:46 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Does anyone have a feeling that he's really just bragging in this thread?
First its no sex for 90 days.
Then its, well she'll give me the oral and the handjobs during the 90 days
Then its . . hey we had sex tonight, and I can keep hammering till I'm out of condoms which I have 12 of, so I'm going to run through another 5 today.
Cause I'm awesome, the bomb, byatches love me, men fear me.
This thread isn't about giving up sex. Its about you telling us how much and what kind your having.
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Hahaha, you know me well. No... actually, I was looking for some coping methods, community support, etc.
I went 18 years without sex, I think I can go 3 months.
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06-18-2009, 01:50 PM
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When you get down to 3 or 4 more condoms you're gonna be choosing very carefully when you have sex. You'll wanna make sure you're definitely up for a good session because you know you're running out of times you can do it.
It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine is running out of sponges.
You'll be thinking "Is tonight spongeworthy?"
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06-18-2009, 01:52 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by rubecube
No offense dude, but your marriage sounds like way too much hype. But that's also coming from someone who doens't believe in marriage.
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It's something that I think about more and more as it comes up. I don't think it's hype really... I think it's just the biggest milestone so far in my life.
If you don't believe in it, then I can totally see your point. I couldn't care less about some stranger's barmitzvah.
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06-18-2009, 01:52 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
When you get down to 3 or 4 more condoms you're gonna be choosing very carefully when you have sex. You'll wanna make sure you're definitely up for a good session because you know you're running out of times you can do it.
It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine is running out of sponges.
You'll be thinking "Is tonight spongeworthy?"
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Men don't think this way. Whenever a man asks, "should I"? The answer is always, "why not".
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06-18-2009, 01:57 PM
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This is hilarious. So you've already been having sex and then decided to stop for 3 months? You've already let the cat out of the bag... there is no point.
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06-18-2009, 02:00 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by peter12
This is hilarious. So you've already been having sex and then decided to stop for 3 months? You've already let the cat out of the bag... there is no point.
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Well technically, if they're using condoms, they've already put the bag into the cat...
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06-18-2009, 02:02 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Well technically, if they're using condoms, they've already put the bag into the cat...
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Damn, there's gotta be a way to increase our number of allotted Thanks's .
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06-18-2009, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
I went 18 years without sex, I think I can go 3 months.
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Except I doubt those 18 years were by choice!
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06-18-2009, 02:07 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Table 5
Except I doubt those 18 years were by choice!
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Actually, as you may or may not know, it was choice. I was raised Catholic... but then... you know... real life happened.
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06-18-2009, 02:07 PM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Khel
You sir have been tricked.
Once your married, you get to abstain for life.
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AGREED. She's starting to train you already.
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