06-11-2009, 10:20 AM
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Withdrawal gaining favour as a form of Birth Control
Too bad STDs are gaining daily interest. Failure rates for condoms are at 17%? Isnt that a bit high?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...rticle1177348/
"He pulled out."
An admission of "withdrawal" as a method of birth control usually gets the guilty party long stares from her girlfriends, followed by a brisk trip to the local drugstore.
The withdrawal method has long been condemned as lazy, booze-fuelled buffoonery by those who diligently stock prophylactics under the bed and pop birth control for breakfast.
But some U.S. academics are trying to raise the status of the pullout, deeming it "a legitimate, if slightly
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06-11-2009, 10:23 AM
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Been there done that worked for me. Was probably a bad idea in retrospect.
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06-11-2009, 10:25 AM
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hahaha from the comments at the end of the article.
Yes, I believe it's the method most used by parents
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06-11-2009, 10:28 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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It's a catholic plot. The next thing you know somebody is going to advocate sex with choir boys and tell us we're all born with original sin.
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06-11-2009, 10:28 AM
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Me and my wife do this all the time, and she's only been pregnant twice.
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06-11-2009, 10:45 AM
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That was my method of choice for years. May not have been the brightest way to go in hindsight but still no kiddies for me. G/F is on birthcontrol so pulling early isn't really necessary.
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06-11-2009, 10:53 AM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Withdrawn from where?
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06-11-2009, 10:55 AM
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I have a 7 month old that proves this method is not fool proof
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06-11-2009, 11:03 AM
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Norm!
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Yeah, but I hate taking the curtains to the dry cleaners after sex.
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06-11-2009, 11:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Yeah, but I hate taking the curtains to the dry cleaners after sex.
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Does the drycleaner judge you?
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06-11-2009, 11:04 AM
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Who are these people that find putting on a condom "difficult"?
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06-11-2009, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
If you put it in her butt you don't have to worry about withdrawal!  |
Let me know if you don't get an infraction for this...if not I've got a new sig. lol dude. 
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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If I do I will be a little bit upset. It's a thread discussing legitimate contraception techniques. I'm just throwing out another suggestion.
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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A girl has never gotten pregnant when you withdraw down her throat
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Locke
Does the drycleaner judge you?
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Its funny because they come back from the dry cleaners with even more stains.
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by ernie
Who are these people that find putting on a condom "difficult"?
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Wizards. (Snicker)
It's not putting them on that's difficult ... it's keeping them on that's difficult for, ahem, wizards.
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by albertGQ
A girl has never gotten pregnant when you withdraw down her throat
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I am literally crying at my desk right now I'm laughing so hard.
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06-11-2009, 11:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
That was my method of choice for years. May not have been the brightest way to go in hindsight but still no kiddies for me. G/F is on birthcontrol so pulling early isn't really necessary.
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this is what my sister thought. I now have a 12 year old nephew to show that the pill is most certainly not 100% effective.
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06-11-2009, 11:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
this is what my sister thought. I now have a 12 year old nephew to show that the pill is most certainly not 100% effective.
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Maybe not 12 years ago.
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