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Old 06-18-2009, 12:46 PM   #21
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Does jazz include the service entrance? If so, then you are fine. If not, then you will grow tired of all the jobs unless they are performed with the zeal of a cult member.
Unfortunately, that door is always locked.

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Now I understand why you don't want strippers at your stag. That could get quite messy.
Yeah, I don't want to have slip hazards on the floor while we're all hammered.
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:47 PM   #22
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So no sex with her for 90 days?

YOu better have sex with the stripper(s) at your stag party!
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:50 PM   #23
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brings a whole new meaning to " I did not have sex with that woman"!
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How does this make the Honeymoon extra special? It will only make your Honeymoon extra pre-mature.
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What? Why would you agree to this? Were you held at gunpoint? Did she have a hostage? If she didnt before she does now.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:02 PM   #26
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Shouldn't we be keeping Warcraft threads in the Tech section?
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just practice for when she's pregnant, atr.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:03 PM   #28
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This is your future

Sexless marriage
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:05 PM   #29
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I'm getting married September 23rd but I will not be joining you in your endeavour ATR
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You're crazy. That is all.
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You will both cave..........guaranteed.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:10 PM   #32
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You will both cave..........guaranteed.
Watch for the updates:

Ok, so we caved, and have agreed to make it from the end of this box of condoms till the honeymoon.

I just bought a new 12 pack, and only one is used. Although I will do my damndest to use at least 5 more in the next 18 hours.
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Just have run-of-the-mill sex for 90 days and then on your honey moon, do something extra freaky.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:14 PM   #34
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I'm getting married September 23rd but I will not be joining you in your endeavour ATR
Congrats! If you hear an extremely loud AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh about 4 days before your marriage, you will know what it is.
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Using condoms in a commited relationship? Harsh man.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:16 PM   #36
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Using condoms in a commited relationship? Harsh man.
It's a long story. Surgery, anti-biotics, birth control neutralized, etc etc... it's only for a little while.

Not to mention, After she came off the birth control her attitude changed for the better. I wonder what's better... a better attitude, and therefore more sex, or the feeling of no condom?

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
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Ahhhh now we know why you would be "uncomfortable" around strippers! It all makes sense now.
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This is a great way to train for marriage...just sayin'
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Is anal still ok?
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:32 PM   #40
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Unfortunately, that door is always locked.
You're just throwing salt in the wound now.
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