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Old 02-01-2011, 10:04 PM   #1
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:09 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:11 PM   #3
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That's pretty impressive that he was able to keep it going for 3 years. I wonder how he did that? Surely she was trying to appeal, and "my husband is a border agent!" would have come up.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:13 PM   #4
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I love how much they use the word sacked.

All I can think of is Monty Python credits.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:35 PM   #5
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:45 PM   #6
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lol ... enough said.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:59 PM   #7
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Does anyone know if Jetsfan is British?

A few examples of why I think he might be disgruntled with women can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here

That's not even all of them. Just searching the list of threads he created in the OT forum is good for a laugh.

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Old 02-01-2011, 11:01 PM   #8
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Brillz. AND humane. It's not like he had her sent to a detainment camp.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:18 AM   #9
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Does anyone know if Jetsfan is British?

A few examples of why I think he might be disgruntled with women can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here

That's not even all of them. Just searching the list of threads he created in the OT forum is good for a laugh.
Perhaps he's just concerned about mens rights.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:33 AM   #10
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Okay, come on. Thats funny.

You know your relationship has hit some serious snags when....
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:36 AM   #11
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Once again, a brilliant plan is undone by hubris - much like George, he flew too close to the Sun on the wings of pastrami...
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:44 AM   #12
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HAHAHAHA. That is so ridiculous. Great find!
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:15 AM   #13
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Does anyone know if Jetsfan is British?

A few examples of why I think he might be disgruntled with women can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here

That's not even all of them. Just searching the list of threads he created in the OT forum is good for a laugh.
Thanks a lot, flip. Now my new mission will be to figure out Jetsfan's new moniker. Didn't even notice that our resident woman hater was gone.
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:25 PM   #14
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lying is MUCH easier.
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