What's worse: T-Bags or Fartpipes?

[Regulator75]

Okay CP, this is going to be a tough one.

Which of these idiots are worse for society?

The Rednecks with their big fancy 4X4's that never leave the pavement and have T-Bags swinging from their hitch?

Or...

The Ricers that attach a giant Fartpipe to their 4 Cylinder car and then place Mugen stickers all over their windshield?

Flip a coin I say...

[Tyler]

I think the fartpipes are worse.

Mainly because the truck nuts dont make any noise aside from bewildered passer-by groans.

Speaking of truck nuts.. snapped this beauty the other day.

[DESS]

Fartcans are 10x worse. Nutsacks are classy.

[Joborule]

I can't stand those rice burners cars. Damn sound is annoying and the car isn't even going that fast.

[Russic]

If we're going on pure automotive behavior I prefer the truck balls simply because they are so much easier to miss.

That being said if we're talking about the actual lifestyle, I find rednecks to be a more frightening and bothersome pocket of society. Not saying they are bad or wrong, they just scare me.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

I have to say that the fartcans are more annoying, but the ######s who put balls on their truck are the bigger losers.

Seriously, I laugh every time I think about the fact that at some point the dude with the balls on his truck, was under that thing, holding fake balls in his hands and saying to himself "Yeah... this is gonna be so cool".

[Jayems]

I think the nuts were funny for about a day or two. You're neither wacky nor zany anymore

[Fobulous]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

I have to say that the fartcans are more annoying, but the ######s who put balls on their truck are the bigger losers.

Seriously, I laugh every time I think about the fact that at some point the dude with the balls on his truck, was under that thing, holding fake balls in his hands and saying to himself "Yeah... this is gonna be so cool".

[burn_this_city]

Fartcans are way worse. Sounds like a lawn mower. Plus they really dont add anything to the performance of the car.
Truck balls are just terrible. As a truck owner I'm ashamed to see people drive around with those rediculous things swaying in the wind. Plus arent vehicles supposed to be female??
Worse than both though in my opinion are stacks on diesel pickups. I drive one and I think it reeks of pure poser to put two 5 inch stacks through the truck bed so you can drive a mini semi..

[GoinAllTheWay]

Fart cans, lol, I always called them Kazoo's.

Truck balls are >kinda< funny but the kazoos are just rediculous. Espcecially when you see some of the cars people are sticking them on. I mean I can somewhat understand why people would put them on a high end import of sorts, what I don't understand is why anyone of sound thought and mind would put them on something like a Cavalier.

I live in Braeside and there used to be this guy driving a recent model cavalier that he went to town on complete with the wing on the trunk. It's just rediculous.

I have one client that bought an 03 Accord and spent 50 FREAKIN THOUSAND DOLLARS on after market parts. What? Why do people spend so much money tricking out a depreciating asset? On top of this, this guy had a little daughter and is renting an apt. Some people blow me away.

[Sainters7]

That picture is literally the first time I've actually ever seen those one of those nutsack things on a truck before. It's be kind of amusing the first couple times, but then it'd get old. I'd be embarassed driving around like that, I can only imagine the crowd in the market for one of those things.

EDIT: Just saw the 2nd pic. Ya that's pretty much what I expected them to look like.

[Bertuzzied]

I hate those losers who put on cheap assed spoilers which don't even light up on american cars. NOT cool!
Oh yeah star trek sucks!

[Titan]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

I hate those losers who put on cheap assed spoilers which don't even light up on american cars. NOT cool!
Oh yeah star trek sucks!

So ... the expensive ass spoilers on import cars that light up are cool?

[Locke]

The ricers are the worse. Those fart cans actually cost a fair bit.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Titan

So ... the expensive ass spoilers on import cars that light up are cool?

FOr sure! That spoiler on my 110horsepower hybrid keeps my car glued to the ground, so much that i don't need winter tires in Calgary. hehe

I'm just saying that if you are going to buy a spoiler for your Neon, get one with a light. They aren't that expensive on ebay.

[Boblobla]

I have silver balls on my truck so I might be biased. I say fartpipes.

Also, I don't think I am bad for society at all. My little bros got me the trucknuts for Christmas and I think they are hysterical. I LOVE the looks they get. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I was picking up the mrs from work one day and I think I offended 3 old ladies, entertained a few young guys and got one husband in trouble for laughing. All in all it was a good day.

[North East Goon]

I thought the original poster had a hot date tonight and was going to try out some new moves on the lucky lady!

[Crispy's Critter]

Originally Posted by North East Goon

I thought the original poster had a hot date tonight and was going to try out some new moves on the lucky lady!

you thought maybe he was gonna t-bag her fartpipe?

cuz that's just sick!

[Flames Draft Watcher]

Fartpipes are worse. And a much, much bigger problem in terms of noise pollution is choppers.

Its a tough issue because I believe people should be able to drive whatever they want. At the same time I also believe that when lounging around on a patio, or on my porch I shouldn't have to be bombarded by the deafening roar of some dude's bike to the point where you can barely shout to the person next to you to be heard.

Bah, I hate loud and noisy vehicles in general. Sometimes I wonder why people feel the need to inflict their vehicle noise on anyone and everyone around.

[PsYcNeT]

Originally Posted by Flames Draft Watcher

Bah, I hate loud and noisy vehicles in general. Sometimes I wonder why people feel the need to inflict their vehicle noise on anyone and everyone around.

Because they are penile deficient and crave the attention of everyone swivelling their heads around to see what moron is stupid enough to own a fartpipe.

Oh, and sad as it sounds, some chicks dig them.