11-06-2008, 12:24 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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What makes a fart smell the way it does?
I am curious as to what makes fart smell like it does? Why do some farts smell differently than others? I think takes experience to become a fart connesuoir and figure exactly what you need to feed your body to create a certain smell. I have about 4 brands that I can create frequently:
Egg smell
Sulphur smell
Crude Oil smell
Garbage Dumpster aroma
Each one of these smell has a special place in my heart and my (arse)nal. I know what it takes to create these and I enjoy it. Does anyone share the love of farts as I do?
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11-06-2008, 12:26 AM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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I like to fart in ziploc bags
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11-06-2008, 12:26 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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haha wtf... ^^
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11-06-2008, 12:28 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
I like to fart in ziploc bags
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I fart in bottles, and label the date, time and what I ate. Then I save them for as long as I want to (sometimes up to a week or two) and then try to guess what I ate without looking at the label. It's really fun. I usually have 5 or 6 farts on the shelf at a time in my Dasani bottles.
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11-06-2008, 12:29 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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let me guess you were eating oranges when ya thought of this question?
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11-06-2008, 12:30 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I_am_Beast
let me guess you were eating oranges when ya thought of this question?
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Close! I actually just finished a grapefruit.
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11-06-2008, 12:37 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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REDVAN!
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11-06-2008, 12:38 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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I've definitely got the crude oil smell going on...
Spicy Mexican chicken and rice + Chili w/cheese and Fritos = Refinery
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11-06-2008, 12:50 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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11-06-2008, 12:59 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Montana Moe
I've definitely got the crude oil smell going on...
Spicy Mexican chicken and rice + Chili w/cheese and Fritos = Refinery
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That's awesome, I wish I was there to enjoy it. Something about the smell of a fart is just intriguing to me.
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11-06-2008, 01:00 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Temporary_User
Reading the thread title, I simply assumed that Jpold and Jroc came out of the closet and have a love baby together.
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11-06-2008, 01:02 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iggypop
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LMAO! It is almost identical eh? oh man, I am such a weirdo. I think a good fart thread every now and then is good though. I wish there was a fartpuck.com or something where the fart community could just convene and have fart conferences and such. It's awesome.
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11-06-2008, 01:04 AM
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First Line Centre
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Wow... Someone has a fetish...
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11-06-2008, 01:10 AM
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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This thread stinks...
And its sulphur BTW, period.
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11-06-2008, 01:13 AM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnski
This thread stinks...
And its sulphur BTW, period.
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Really?
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11-06-2008, 01:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iggypop
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Holy hell.
That is bent.
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11-06-2008, 01:57 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flamesdyehard
That's awesome, I wish I was there to enjoy it. Something about the smell of a fart is just intriguing to me.
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PM me your address, I'll send you a sample.
Oh, to see the face of the customs agent... 
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11-06-2008, 04:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flamesdyehard
That's awesome, I wish I was there to enjoy it. Something about the smell of a fart is just intriguing to me.
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Not to pass judgment, but are you single?
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11-06-2008, 05:48 AM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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11-06-2008, 06:00 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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My wife can identify what I ate (ballpark) by the smell under the sheets.
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