Different Fart Smells (do not read if you don't like farts)

[flamesdyehard]

I was wondering if anyone has ever noticed that thier farts smell different depending on what they've been eating.

Example:
When I drink draft beer my farts tend to smell eggy, and really have good hang time.

When I eat seafood my farts tend to smell almost like crude oil, and are very intense, but disperse rather quickly.

On occasion I get farts that smell almost like a garbage dumpster, I still haven't figured out why.

Chicken Noodle soup smells almost the same coming out as it does before I eat it.

I find this really fascinating, anyone else notice trends?

[MelBridgeman]

ya shocking isnt it..

[BlackArcher101]

You forgot the ever so lovely draft beer fart.

[Bertuzzied]

Cool. have you also noticed hot chicks never fart.

[foofighter15]

Originally Posted by Kobatuzzied

Cool. have you also noticed hot chicks never fart.

That's because girls don't . Its science

[flamesdyehard]

I don't think it's necessarily shocking I just think it's really cool and kind of funny. Don't you ever fart and kind of wallow in it and appreciate what you've created? Don't say you don't, because every man does.

[Juventus3]

There's nothing more frustrating than a nice and loud fart that packs absolutely no punch. Silent but deadly are hilarious, especially sitting in a lecture next to girls. I know they smell, they know I know they smell it, yet they can do NOTHING! Men rule.

[flamesdyehard]

I find usually the quiet, warm ones yield the most intense smell as well as decent hangtime. The loud ones are just for show. I love the machine gun fart on a wooded chair, awesome! Also for some reason, shower farts smell really rotten.

[Delthefunky]

You ever see the Southpark where everyone's so smug that they're smelling their own farts? .... yeah.

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Now I think I've seen everything.

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by Delthefunky

You ever see the Southpark where everyone's so smug that they're smelling their own farts? .... yeah.

Or the episode where Randy is competing to take the biggest crap in the history of the world? Also funny!

[arsenal]

Or when Peter is eating in his rectangle bubble, farts, and then passes out due to the smell? Freaking hilarious!!.

[Rathji]

Even if I had no memory of it, I could tell exactly what I have been eating by the smell of my expulsions (solid and gaseous)

[troutman]

Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?
Fat : Maybe.
[laughs]
Fat : It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by foofighter15

That's because girls don't . Its physics, ask pronger

fixed it for ya

[Dion]

Types of Farts!

ARROGANT FART => When you think your farts don’t stink.
ASSAULT FART => A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
TIRE FART => You can’t control the blow out.
JAIL FART => Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
DONKEY FART => Your ass is the only one that can do it.
GHOST FART => You can’t hear it, you can’t see it, and you can’t smell it.
HOME ALONE FART => When you’re home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
SHOE FART => When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.
TANK FART => When you refer to your farts as ‘gas’.
OLD FART => You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
ALZHEIMER FART => A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
NOT-ME FART => When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper ” PIG!”

[J pold]

And CP has reached a new low…

[NuclearFart]

What's even more interesting is that some of the medical gastroenterologists have devoted medical articles to this exact issue, from use as diagnostic clues to treatments.

Alot of it comes down to what we eat, and the specific types of bacterial flora that colonize our colons. Roughly 1/3 of people produce Hydrogen sulfide gas, while another 1/3 produce predominantly methane. Hence the statistic about 1/3 of us being able to ignite our farts is apparently quite plausible. Some people have extremely offensive odors (and aparently unique to the trained nose) due to malabsorption syndromes like celiacs or pancreatic failure.

Beano works well in terms of reducing the overall volume of gas, while large amounts of Zinc can taper the amount of Hydrogen sulfide gas (if you're a producer).

And completely non scientifically, I agree about farting in the shower....just something about doing that makes the stench 10x stronger and enduring!
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