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Old 09-02-2020, 12:36 PM   #1
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Default Bob "Sham-Wow" Hartley unveils new KHL Omsk team jerseys

Wouldn't normally post a video like this on its own but guys, you gotta watch this ridiculous video.

https://streamable.com/3iaqeo

Not sure what my favourite part is. Bobba is truly the new Billy Mays.
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Old 09-02-2020, 12:39 PM   #3
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And a nightgown for his lady!
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"A jersey for a player, and a nightgown for his lady!"

edit: jinx lol
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Old 09-02-2020, 12:49 PM   #5
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That is amazing.

"plus-70 speed"? "G-drive shoulder straps??" "plus-100 power and strength???"!
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Old 09-02-2020, 12:52 PM   #7
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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.
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I feel bad for Hartley there.
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Nice jersey though.

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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.

Or they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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I miss Bob

You know, he was like... a you know like... a good hockey coach.

Clearly this promo was done in jest. Not sure how anyone could take it seriously.

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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.
It's the KHL.

You do what you're told or they'll withhold paycheques entirely
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Old 09-02-2020, 12:58 PM   #12
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Bahahahaha. What?
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I miss Bob

You know, he was like... a you know like... a good hockey coach.

Clearly this promo was done in jest. Not sure how anyone could take it seriously.
Right. I don't see anyone here taking it seriously. It is hilariously bad, though.
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I was waiting for him to say DQ ICE CREAM CAKES FOR ALL!!
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wow, that's great Bob. But Bob, what do I get for ordering RIGHT NOW?
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Nice jersey! How can I join this tremendous Multi-Level Marketing opportunity?
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wow, that's great Bob. But Bob, what do I get for ordering RIGHT NOW?
A nightgown for your lady.
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I want one.
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Probably on the Russian gas. Don't feel bad, he's never felt better
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Bob's shoes are +100 points snazziness.
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