09-02-2020, 01:36 PM
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Bob "Sham-Wow" Hartley unveils new KHL Omsk team jerseys
Wouldn't normally post a video like this on its own but guys, you gotta watch this ridiculous video.
https://streamable.com/3iaqeo
Not sure what my favourite part is. Bobba is truly the new Billy Mays.
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09-02-2020, 01:39 PM
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And a nightgown for his lady!
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09-02-2020, 01:40 PM
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"A jersey for a player, and a nightgown for his lady!"
edit: jinx lol
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09-02-2020, 01:49 PM
#5
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That is amazing.
"plus-70 speed"? "G-drive shoulder straps??" "plus-100 power and strength???"!
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09-02-2020, 01:51 PM
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VIDEO
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09-02-2020, 01:52 PM
#7
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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.
09-02-2020, 01:53 PM
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I feel bad for Hartley there.
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09-02-2020, 01:54 PM
#9
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Nice jersey though.
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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.
Or they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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09-02-2020, 01:55 PM
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I miss Bob
You know, he was like... a you know like... a good hockey coach.
Clearly this promo was done in jest. Not sure how anyone could take it seriously.
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09-02-2020, 01:55 PM
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He must have gotten paid a pretty penny to agree to do a promo that stupid.
It's the KHL.
You do what you're told or they'll withhold paycheques entirely
09-02-2020, 01:58 PM
#12
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Bahahahaha. What?
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09-02-2020, 02:00 PM
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I miss Bob
You know, he was like... a you know like... a good hockey coach.
Clearly this promo was done in jest. Not sure how anyone could take it seriously.
Right. I don't see anyone here taking it seriously. It is hilariously bad, though.
09-02-2020, 02:00 PM
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I was waiting for him to say DQ ICE CREAM CAKES FOR ALL!!
09-02-2020, 02:04 PM
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wow, that's great Bob. But Bob, what do I get for ordering RIGHT NOW?
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09-02-2020, 02:04 PM
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Nice jersey! How can I join this tremendous Multi-Level Marketing opportunity?
09-02-2020, 02:05 PM
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wow, that's great Bob. But Bob, what do I get for ordering RIGHT NOW?
A nightgown for your lady.
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09-02-2020, 02:07 PM
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I want one.
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09-02-2020, 02:11 PM
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I feel bad for Hartley there.
Probably on the Russian gas. Don't feel bad, he's never felt better
09-02-2020, 02:21 PM
#20
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Bob's shoes are +100 points snazziness.
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