Well...all things being equal...a relatively modest non-sequitur given the acknowledged level of inebriation. Greatly appreciate the assist in restoring tag balance to the universe. Firefly is my new best friend. Hmmm....very nearly a distressing freudian slip there.
I do what I can. So, hey best buddy, we should go for beer sometime.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
Drinking wine seems make you considerably romantic and calm,
sophisticated,cultivated(having knowledge in cultural aspects),mysterious.
bon vivant, enjoyed(Les Français boivent beaucoup de vin et produisent aussi des vins de qualité:note it's for Biff,he understands well French so..
Well put, Pres. Mes vins prefere (too lazy for accents, sorry) sont les Cotes de Rhones et, pour l'instant, les vins d'Australia. Surtout, quantite est toujours mieux!
Wow...multi-lingual drunken posting. Bask, all you mere mortals, in my CP prowess. Bwah hah hah hah.
I have now re-filled my wine glass (success) but, alas, the bottle is now empty (failure). On the other hand, Erin Brokovitch has just come on late night television and is well-endowed and not averse to exposing resplendant cleavage. I think this final glass of wine will be my favorite.
edit: on the other hand, they are bleeping out some of the swearing. I effing hate that. It offends my artistic sensitivities.
C'est ca. Mon clavier est Anglais. C'est peut-etre aussi chanceux que mon connaissance d'accents est trop faible donc c'est un tres bon excuse (franglais....c'est formidable, non?). (Biff swigs wine in an especially masculine manner...and belches most impressively...and wonders a if there are more BBQ pork chops and b if, in the event that there are, if consuming more is adviseable.)
The prez is one of EVERYBODY'S favorites.
edit: Hmmm...the cleverly annotated points at the end of the post have been superseded by emoticons. Imagine colons and brackets. Maybe Firefly will fix 'em.
Man diabetics aren't allowed to eat a lot of food
(in our days many meals have glucides and lipides as well)
What a hard life for them, I wouldn't able to find a way to live if I was like them.
More importantly diabetics can't get drunk...
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
A few people I know can't drink because of it, maybe its not all diabetics.
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
A few people I know can't drink because of it, maybe its not all diabetics.
I have a family history of Type 2 diabetes, and yes, they can get drunk. But doing a quick search says Diabetics need to be very careful about their blood sugar levels.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Add Chicken breast to the list of very yummy things I have now made on my new BBQ. This time a bit of Diana's Rib and Chicken Sauce in the last couple of minutes before they came off the grill. Moist, tender, juicy, tasty. Tomorrow is Surf and Turf. Striploin Steaks and skewers of shrimp.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Too lazy to search this thread to see if this has been calculated, but assuming this gets to 1000 by the end of the day, based on the current pace it's going to take about 114 years to get there. Better pick it up.
I don't think the goal is for this thread to hit a million posts; this thread is just to help the board hit a million.
It was at first, then it changed bceause people realized that the board has already hit it because during a server switch it reset (IIRC)
114 years is a long time....we need more posts!
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
Look, I did more than my fair share last night with a pithy and somewhat amusing example of tipsy posting. Sheesh....do I have to do everything around here?
The Intellectuals' Nursery Rhyme
(sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice)
Three myopic rodents
Three myopic rodents
observe how they perambulate
observe how they perambulate
They all pursue the agiculturalist's spouse
who amputates their extremeties with a carving utensil
Have you ever observed such a phenomenon in your existence as
Three myopic rodents?
If we want to have 1,000,000 posts by June 29th, 2008 we will need to post 2738 posts a day...yikes!
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
if there are more BBQ pork chops and b
