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Old 07-30-2007, 09:28 AM   #961
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Bottom of the page...by how many members we have...
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:35 AM   #962
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:40 AM   #963
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Alrighty folks 1,000 posts in

that's 999,000 posts left to go

we're almost there!!!
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:44 AM   #964
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Wow....1000 posts...not bad....anyone remember what the longest thread every on CP was? Probably back in the good ol' days when Tranny, Dis, Cowperson and Lanny went at it.
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:52 AM   #965
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Clearly we need more inebriated folk posting somewhat useless info more often.......that'd really get the totals up! LOL

(I'm not currently inebriated but somehow posting virtually useless info in this thread has never been a problem for me....)
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That sounds like some sage advice.
It certainly makes for a spicy relationship.
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When are we gonna create robotic clones of ourselves to send to work in our place?
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It certainly makes for a spicy relationship.
It would definitely add some zest to things.
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When are we gonna create robotic clones of ourselves to send to work in our place?
That would be a fabulous idea....then, we could reach a million easily by tomorrow. Knowing of course, that everyone works so hard, thus being limited to only a few 100 posts per day.
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Wow....1000 posts...not bad....anyone remember what the longest thread every on CP was? Probably back in the good ol' days when Tranny, Dis, Cowperson and Lanny went at it.
Or that stupid word association thread…
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It would definitely add some zest to things.
I don't have the thyme to get into it.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:55 AM   #972
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I don't have the thyme to get into it.
With a bit of seasoning it gets better.
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So it took us roughly 41 days to get to 1000 posts…

So 41 times 100 is 4100 days divided about 365 days in a year is what

A little more than 11 years?
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:29 PM   #974
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So it took us roughly 41 days to get to 1000 posts…

So 41 times 100 is 4100 days divided about 365 days in a year is what

A little more than 11 years?
Well...we seem to be going at a better rate now...maybe things will pick up. I can't believe only 100 people on this forum have BS to post. Is everyone else working too hard or what?
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:08 PM   #975
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I don't have the thyme to get into it.
BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA

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Old 07-30-2007, 01:17 PM   #976
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Still drunk, eh? We're 99 posts away from having a thread longer than the computer help thread.
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Okay...actually never mind. Less than 99...
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:19 PM   #978
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The word association thread had 6700 posts....geez...were you guys bored or something? What thread can be more pointless than a word association thread?
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^^^^Well, then. Try these on for size.

Q. If a Canoe is rolling down a hill sideways, how many pancakes does it take to cover the doghouse?

A. None because ice-cream has no bones.


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A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"
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