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Old 07-29-2007, 07:47 PM   #941
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And now for the next daily installment of yummy things from Biff's barbecue which were NOT eaten by Azure. Today was Infrared Rotisserie Roast Beef and baked potatoes. Worked well, with a nice flavour and quite moist and juicy but a bit overdone on the outside. The infrared burner may need to be turned down next time. The roast cooked in 2.5 hours and the roast probably was done as much as 15 - 20 minutes earlier. Further experiments will need to be undertaken.
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And now for the next daily installment of yummy things from Biff's barbecue which were NOT eaten by Azure. Today was Infrared Rotisserie Roast Beef and baked potatoes. Worked well, with a nice flavour and quite moist and juicy but a bit overdone on the outside. The infrared burner may need to be turned down next time. The roast cooked in 2.5 hours and the roast probably was done as much as 15 - 20 minutes earlier. Further experiments will need to be undertaken.
You know, being that you're my new best friend and all, you really should invite me over.
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^^Right after Azure. I also have an intensive De-ghetto the backyard day planned for next Tuesday because even I'm embarassed to be back there at the moment.
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^^Right after Azure. I also have an intensive De-ghetto the backyard day planned for next Tuesday because even I'm embarassed to be back there at the moment.
But I'm your best friend, not him! That's totally uncool. You're not my best friend anymore. Ghetto-dweller.
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I'm such a friend-whore. Deep down I have this terrible need to seem like I am doing everything possible to make others happy...and even though my surroundings are dysfunctional and my opportunities are imaginary, I still feel the need to talk about the prospects in a public manner. Sometimes I even go over to the neighbours and try to buy their BBQ guests and get them to come to my yard. I'm such a pathetic Klown.
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I'm such a friend-whore. Deep down I have this terrible need to seem like I am doing everything possible to make others happy...and even though my surroundings are dysfunctional and my opportunities are imaginary, I still feel the need to talk about the prospects in a public manner. Sometimes I even go over to the neighbours and try to buy their BBQ guests and get them to come to my yard. I'm such a pathetic Klown.
But that's the thing Biff! If I was your friend I'd come hang out for free! I alone would make you as cool as 10 guests from your neighbours party. You're not a clown, you're just trying too hard. *pat pat*

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I am unable to comment on the emoticons at the end of your last message without being profane. In any case, I feel so loved, now.
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But I'm your best friend, not him! That's totally uncool. You're not my best friend anymore. Ghetto-dweller.
Priceless!!

And no...I never meant that in a bad way towards you Biff....you're a cool guy and all even though you haven't fed me yet.
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I am unable to comment on the emoticons at the end of your last message without being profane. In any case, I feel so loved, now.
You should feel loved. A lot of people would give a lot for a *pat pat* from me.


On a different note, why are we the only ones talking in here? We're certainly not going to take this thing to 1,000,000 by ourselves.
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:27 PM   #950
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maybe it's just the interaction between two people that others are reading.


http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/26/Pa...is_last_.shtml

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Which is your orgasm face?
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Azure, no problems. Clearly I am in the wrong for hoarding all of my BBQ goodness.
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:51 AM   #953
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You should feel loved. A lot of people would give a lot for a *pat pat* from me.
Ah...that explains a lot right there. I saw that emoticon as more of a rub rub. Wow, sure glad I didn't misconstrue anything. (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more)

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I KNOW!!! Slackers.....or lurkers and slackers....or voyeurs....or slackers, lurkers AND voyeurs.... Damn Slurkeurs.

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http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/26/Pa...is_last_.shtml

Certainly better than how that went down.
LOL

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That sounds like some sage advice.
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But that's the thing Biff! If I was your friend I'd come hang out for free! I alone would make you as cool as 10 guests from your neighbours party. You're not a clown, you're just trying too hard. *pat pat*


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Where can you see how many posts there are??
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Where can you see how many posts there are??

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^^^^^^

I meant for the whole forum
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I meant for the whole forum
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