03-13-2008, 10:25 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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I'm now working at a job dealing with Canadian tax after a four-year stint as stay-at-home dad, so I feel my job's sexy as hell.
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03-14-2008, 01:32 AM
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#62
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Oh yeah, my job is maaaaad sexy. Subprime default analyst for a large investment bank. So what's up girl, your servicer not following their foreclosure guidelines? I'm all up in that.
Last edited by ResAlien; 03-14-2008 at 09:59 PM.
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03-14-2008, 02:57 AM
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#63
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Jose, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KTrain
He probably can.
Non-profit marketing/design isn't as sexy as it sounds. There's no cold calling or door-to-door (especially back door) so I like it.
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I have the same job as you - non-profit marketing/sales/design and I like it too.
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03-14-2008, 03:07 AM
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#64
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Edmonton
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So before i became a student with no actual income, I drove a Zamboni for a figure skating rink. Sexy is my middle name.
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03-14-2008, 08:53 AM
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#65
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
That does sound like a sexy job, how can I get that job? Think you can get me in the back door?
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I knew it!!!! I always thought fotze liked it in the back door!!! Finally, confirmation!
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03-14-2008, 08:58 AM
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#66
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybosh
Chicks dig dudes with cash. Help a brother out Fozzie!
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Fixed
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03-14-2008, 09:22 AM
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#67
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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How come "prostitute" isn't the sexiest job?
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Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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03-14-2008, 10:15 AM
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#68
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Edmonton
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too cliche
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03-14-2008, 10:57 AM
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#69
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Have you seen many sexy prostitutes?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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03-14-2008, 11:03 AM
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#70
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chid
I am a children's art teacher, half the time I have paint all over myself, not so sexy.
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Depends on who's doing the painting, where they are painting, and what kind of paint.
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03-14-2008, 05:44 PM
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#71
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Draft Pick
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Business Analyst baby, YEAH! Women love that sh**... I show women the security pass I keep on a retractable belt cord, and they can't help but take my clothes off.
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Your tone of superioty distresses me, Ozy_Flame! When the hour approaches, you will not see me come, but you will feel the sting of my blade! After your body releases the soul, I will bedizen myself in your flesh and use your so-called "Security Pass" to bed many women of favorable repute.
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03-14-2008, 07:28 PM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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General Contractor..is that sexy?
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03-14-2008, 07:43 PM
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#73
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 Posted the 6 millionth post!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ekhudson[knife]
Your tone of superioty distresses me, Ozy_Flame! When the hour approaches, you will not see me come, but you will feel the sting of my blade! After your body releases the soul, I will bedizen myself in your flesh and use your so-called "Security Pass" to bed many women of favorable repute.
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Your cats breath smells like cat food, and his cat dander irritates my eyes.
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03-14-2008, 09:03 PM
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#74
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Have you seen many sexy prostitutes?
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Clearly, you've never been to Amsterdam.
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03-14-2008, 11:13 PM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SebC
Clearly, you've never been to Amsterdam.
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That might be my problem. It could also be that living in Inglewood, I have to go through the east village on the bus from downtown. (I'm not walking there, that's for sure.) Some of the prostitutes I've seen...  They're mostly gone now though... Or better clothed so I don't see so much.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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03-15-2008, 12:32 AM
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#76
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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I'm a firefighter. Sadly, during my single days I was a student working retail.
I could always play the former Marine angle though...
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03-15-2008, 04:05 PM
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#77
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Account Disabled at User's Request
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I'm an electrician. Not too sure if women would find it sexy if I told them I pull my wire all day for a living.
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03-15-2008, 04:07 PM
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#78
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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03-15-2008, 04:13 PM
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#79
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One of the Nine
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Ozy, to try to figure out the context of Mr. Knife's post, I read his previous posts. I think he may feel a little animosity towards you.
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03-15-2008, 05:51 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.
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Teaching is sexy everywhere in the world.
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