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Old 03-13-2008, 10:25 PM   #61
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I'm now working at a job dealing with Canadian tax after a four-year stint as stay-at-home dad, so I feel my job's sexy as hell.
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:32 AM   #62
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Oh yeah, my job is maaaaad sexy. Subprime default analyst for a large investment bank. So what's up girl, your servicer not following their foreclosure guidelines? I'm all up in that.

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Old 03-14-2008, 02:57 AM   #63
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He probably can.

Non-profit marketing/design isn't as sexy as it sounds. There's no cold calling or door-to-door (especially back door) so I like it.
I have the same job as you - non-profit marketing/sales/design and I like it too.
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:07 AM   #64
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So before i became a student with no actual income, I drove a Zamboni for a figure skating rink. Sexy is my middle name.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:53 AM   #65
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That does sound like a sexy job, how can I get that job? Think you can get me in the back door?
I knew it!!!! I always thought fotze liked it in the back door!!! Finally, confirmation!
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:58 AM   #66
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Chicks dig dudes with cash. Help a brother out Fozzie!
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:22 AM   #67
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How come "prostitute" isn't the sexiest job?
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:15 AM   #68
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too cliche
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:57 AM   #69
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Have you seen many sexy prostitutes?
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:03 AM   #70
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I am a children's art teacher, half the time I have paint all over myself, not so sexy.
Depends on who's doing the painting, where they are painting, and what kind of paint.
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Old 03-14-2008, 05:44 PM   #71
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Business Analyst baby, YEAH! Women love that sh**... I show women the security pass I keep on a retractable belt cord, and they can't help but take my clothes off.
Your tone of superioty distresses me, Ozy_Flame! When the hour approaches, you will not see me come, but you will feel the sting of my blade! After your body releases the soul, I will bedizen myself in your flesh and use your so-called "Security Pass" to bed many women of favorable repute.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:28 PM   #72
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General Contractor..is that sexy?
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:43 PM   #73
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Your tone of superioty distresses me, Ozy_Flame! When the hour approaches, you will not see me come, but you will feel the sting of my blade! After your body releases the soul, I will bedizen myself in your flesh and use your so-called "Security Pass" to bed many women of favorable repute.
Your cats breath smells like cat food, and his cat dander irritates my eyes.
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:03 PM   #74
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Have you seen many sexy prostitutes?
Clearly, you've never been to Amsterdam.
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:13 PM   #75
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Clearly, you've never been to Amsterdam.
That might be my problem. It could also be that living in Inglewood, I have to go through the east village on the bus from downtown. (I'm not walking there, that's for sure.) Some of the prostitutes I've seen... They're mostly gone now though... Or better clothed so I don't see so much.
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Old 03-15-2008, 12:32 AM   #76
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I'm a firefighter. Sadly, during my single days I was a student working retail.

I could always play the former Marine angle though...
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Old 03-15-2008, 04:05 PM   #77
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I'm an electrician. Not too sure if women would find it sexy if I told them I pull my wire all day for a living.
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Old 03-15-2008, 04:07 PM   #78
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teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.
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Old 03-15-2008, 04:13 PM   #79
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Ozy, to try to figure out the context of Mr. Knife's post, I read his previous posts. I think he may feel a little animosity towards you.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:51 PM   #80
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teaching may not be sexy in Canada, but I can tell you that in Shanghai I have an abundance of women chasing me all the time.

Teaching is sexy everywhere in the world.
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