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Old 03-13-2008, 04:04 PM   #41
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As a piping designer I don't think my job is sexy in the slightest. How many chicks do you know that would say "I hope I can hook up with a guy that draws pipeline and piping systems all day. The thought of it gets me sooooo wet"? If they exist then they are probably a whole other level above the normal craziness that women usually live in.
If they saw your paycheck I'd bet they'd think you were pretty sexy!!!
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:06 PM   #42
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Can I make a deposit?, oh frack thats just wrong!
Penalties for early withdrawal???
Just stop before you hurt yourself...
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:08 PM   #43
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Is accountant on there anywhere? Taxes are sexy.

Nothing gets me going faster than a set of well prepared financial statements.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:11 PM   #44
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Is accountant on there anywhere? Taxes are sexy.

Nothing gets me going faster than a set of well prepared financial statements.
Do you tell clients you are big into their GAAP?
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:12 PM   #45
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I'm a Mechanical Designer working in the sex toy industry.
I wish... but I do tell people I work with shafts and holes all day. Hmmm, that sounds kind of bad.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:14 PM   #46
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I drive big machines all day and lift incredibly heavy objects with the flick of a lever....... cmon, now thats sexy.

I also test condoms for Durex PT.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:16 PM   #47
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I am a children's art teacher, half the time I have paint all over myself, not so sexy.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:17 PM   #48
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A real estate assistant in the real estate planning and strategies division for Multinational Corporation

I’ll give you some operating costs… ahhh yeahhh
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:20 PM   #49
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I think I remember FFWD magazine saying that the worst job in the world they found was a guy in Italy who's job was to jerk farm animals off for some reason.

Why, I dunno, but it was probably for good reason. Collecting overtime in that job wouldn't be very fun...
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:30 PM   #50
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I think I remember FFWD magazine saying that the worst job in the world they found was a guy in Italy who's job was to jerk farm animals off for some reason.

Why, I dunno, but it was probably for good reason. Collecting overtime in that job wouldn't be very fun...
The reason is either for artificial insemination or as the main attraction in fotze's "Holiday Video" that he sends out to all his friends at Christmas.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:46 PM   #51
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I work at a Gov funding agency that gives grants to high tech researchers...

Is giving nerds cash sexy?
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:05 PM   #52
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I work at a Gov funding agency that gives grants to high tech researchers...

Is giving nerds cash sexy?
As long as the nerd is me. (not a high-tech nerd though, sadly...)

I teach at a University. That MUST be considered sexy.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:11 PM   #53
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As long as the nerd is me. (not a high-tech nerd though, sadly...)

I teach at a University. That MUST be considered sexy.
I didn't know you could major in custodial engineering... are the mid-terms hard?

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Old 03-13-2008, 05:34 PM   #54
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Contracts specialist for an IT company doesn't appear on the list, so I'll just go with lawyer. Thus, I be sexy.
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Does the article mention anything about construction supervisors? How sexy am I?
Depends on how many Panago commercials you've been in.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:44 PM   #55
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i am a hooker and i deal blow for extra cash
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:49 PM   #56
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I didn't know you could major in custodial engineering... are the mid-terms hard?

Mid-terms are easy. The practicum is a killer, though. Gotta know your motorized buffers from your squarehead mops!

Seriously, I suspect custodial engineers get paid more than I do.
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:39 PM   #57
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I drive a cab. It's not generally that sexy, but our relaxed dress-code can be varied into rather good-looking combinations, if you know what to do. Also, many of our customers have been drinking, which makes us a lot more sexy than you'd think in the daytime

If I was so inclined, I could propably get laid quite a bit, being a good flirt and driving lots of young ladies home from various bars. In the weekends it's quite easy to mostly pick up young women, if you're so inclined. Hypothecically speaking of course, not that I'd ever be that shallow.
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:28 PM   #58
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89% for property agents. I'm almost in a sexy job!
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:34 PM   #59
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:42 PM   #60
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I work at a Gov funding agency that gives grants to high tech researchers...

Is giving nerds cash sexy?
Chicks dig research chemists with funding. Help a brother out Fozzie!
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