Pooping at work. Everyone claims it's something awesome. ''Cool, I get PAID to crap on company time!" Yeah, you also get to sit on the same toilet seat as dozens of other people that day. You might as well rub your bare ass on another man's ass and then do it to everyone that you work with. Go up to one of your co-workers and ask him to pull down his pants, and to rub his ass all over your own naked ass. Because that is what you are doing.
Pooping at work is extremely overrated and only done out of necessity. Maybe it's because the washrooms in my office are terrible. But pooing unpaid at home is where it's at.
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Go up to one of your co-workers and ask him to pull down his pants, and to rub his ass all over your own naked ass. Because that is what you are doing.
So... what are you doing later, big boy?
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Totally agree. I do whatever I can to not poop at work. Once every couple weeks I have to. Some guys are in there 3 or 4 times a day though. Every time I go to take a piss they are crawling into or out of the stall. WTF? What's wrong with you? Go see a doctor.
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Pooping at work. Everyone claims it's something awesome. ''Cool, I get PAID to crap on company time!" Yeah, you also get to sit on the same toilet seat as dozens of other people that day. You might as well rub your bare ass on another man's ass and then do it to everyone that you work with. Go up to one of your co-workers and ask him to pull down his pants, and to rub his ass all over your own naked ass. Because that is what you are doing.
Pooping at work is extremely overrated and only done out of necessity. Maybe it's because the washrooms in my office are terrible. But pooing unpaid at home is where it's at.
While I prefer pooping at home, I get a private bathroom at work so it ain't so bad.
Pooping at work. Everyone claims it's something awesome.
Wait - what?
I don't think anyone enjoys pooping at work. But the extreme neurosis and fastidiousness I've seen expressed about public bathrooms on this forum surprise me. I'd hate to see a lot of people here in parts of the world (that is, most of it) where absolutely private, absolutely clean bathrooms are unheard of. Or even go back in time a mere 50 years or so to when a lot of men had grown up squatting over outhouses, had served in the army, or still worked in jobs where they showered and pooped and did everything else in the company of dozens of other guys.
I can only wonder what people will be like 50 years from now if the trend continues. I imagine hairless, scentless humans diffidently stepping into featureless and secret compartments in their homes to do their business, distracting themselves from the animal act with virtual reality immersion in fields full of rippling daffodils.
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Totally agree. I do whatever I can to not poop at work. Once every couple weeks I have to. Some guys are in there 3 or 4 times a day though. Every time I go to take a piss they are crawling into or out of the stall. WTF? What's wrong with you? Go see a doctor.
Probably a high correlation between dome foam consumption and multiple bathroom trips the following day.
I don't think anyone enjoys pooping at work. But the extreme neurosis and fastidiousness I've seen expressed about public bathrooms on this forum surprise me. I'd hate to see a lot of people here in parts of the world (that is, most of it) where absolutely private, absolutely clean bathrooms are unheard of. Or even go back in time a mere 50 years or so to when a lot of men had grown up squatting over outhouses, had served in the army, or still worked in jobs where they showered and pooped and did everything else in the company of dozens of other guys.
I can only wonder what people will be like 50 years from now if the trend continues. I imagine hairless, scentless humans diffidently stepping into featureless and secret compartments in their homes to do their business, distracting themselves from the animal act with virtual reality immersion in fields full of rippling daffodils.
Add to that the number of people in their 20's that don't shower after sports.
It always amazes me after hockey or rugby that guys will change and walk out.
Straight up disgusting, what is wrong with people. What are they scared or ashamed of?
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I fell asleep both times I tried to watch it. I still don't know how it turns out, nor do I care.
I tried watching it with my cousin when I was hungover. When I wasn't in the bathroom throwing up I was passing out on the couch through most of it. I don't think I ever did re-watch it.
Add to that the number of people in their 20's that don't shower after sports.
It always amazes me after hockey or rugby that guys will change and walk out.
Straight up disgusting, what is wrong with people. What are they scared or ashamed of?
Yeah it's pretty gross but if you don't have slippers with you then I don't blame anyone for not wanting to get into a hockey dressing room shower. The only times I might not is if I have late shinny close to home. I would rather drive the 10 minutes and shower in my own shower and avoid the athletes foot. Any other time I rock the sandals in the shower.
Pooping at work. Everyone claims it's something awesome. ''Cool, I get PAID to crap on company time!" Yeah, you also get to sit on the same toilet seat as dozens of other people that day. You might as well rub your bare ass on another man's ass and then do it to everyone that you work with. Go up to one of your co-workers and ask him to pull down his pants, and to rub his ass all over your own naked ass. Because that is what you are doing.
Pooping at work is extremely overrated and only done out of necessity. Maybe it's because the washrooms in my office are terrible. But pooing unpaid at home is where it's at.
I refuse to accept facts, and I just make a nest on the seat and go to town. The thin layer of paper gives me peace of mind.
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I can only wonder what people will be like 50 years from now if the trend continues. I imagine hairless, scentless humans diffidently stepping into featureless and secret compartments in their homes to do their business, distracting themselves from the animal act with virtual reality immersion in fields full of rippling daffodils.
Although I certainly wouldn't qualify on the hairless or scentless bit, I would gladly take every other part of that right now and will look forward to that future.
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I don't mind the show in general, but I get sick of people quoting the show. Every once in a while, I hear someone doing it in the voice of a character which is even worse.
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Yeah it's pretty gross but if you don't have slippers with you then I don't blame anyone for not wanting to get into a hockey dressing room shower. The only times I might not is if I have late shinny close to home. I would rather drive the 10 minutes and shower in my own shower and avoid the athletes foot. Any other time I rock the sandals in the shower.
If you forget, then yeah, but it is the same people again and again.
yuck
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