What's worse: T-Bags or Fartpipes?

[Hevishot]

Nothing screams look at my 5 thousand dollar car like a welded on soup can. Worst of all now the steering wheels are on the wrong side. Truck Nutz may be stupid. But owning a right hand drive car with a fart can screams ######bag loser.

[STeeLy]

I agree this is a toss up.

Though mind you, the T-bags add absolutely NOTHING to the car it's on, outside of pure embarrassment.

The exhausts on the other hand... depending on which one it is, a lot of aftermarket exhaust do provide a little extra power, most aftermarket exhaust make it a little easier for the air to flow through, and as the ECU adjusts for the amount of air to intake, it will slightly increase fuel efficiency and performance. As long as they're not revving their engine, the pipe shouldn't make that noise. If their pipe makes that noise regardless... something's wrong. At least the true car enthusiasts (most of them anyway) have the decency to slap on a restonator to bring the noise down a bit.

[PsYcNeT]

Originally Posted by Hevishot

Nothing screams look at my 5 thousand dollar car like a welded on soup can. Worst of all now the steering wheels are on the wrong side. Truck Nutz may be stupid. But owning a right hand drive car with a fart can screams ######bag loser.

######bag or not, I would love to own and tinker with a Skyline

[dubc80]

I would also like to add "huge back window logo" to the list. So ghey.

[Dan02]

t-bags are stupid, but fartcans are absolutely moronic.

Was sitting at a light awhile ago, and all of a sudden i hear the loud roar coming up on my right as i wait to turn left. I look to the right waiting for someone to race past me, and i wait.... and wait ... and wait. And finally this POS beater crawls past looking like it's barely gonna make it up the hill yet making enough noise you'd thought that NASCAR was in town.

Was one of the funniest things i've ever seen on the road, right up there with a guy i saw last year who somehow managed to get his car stuck between a snowbank and the road in a such a manner none of his wheels would touch the ground, the roads were clear at the time too.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

If people own a muscle car to compensate for a small penis then things are probably to compensate for either impotence or premature ejaculation.

[DESS]

Originally Posted by Flames Draft Watcher

Fartpipes are worse. And a much, much bigger problem in terms of noise pollution is choppers.

Its a tough issue because I believe people should be able to drive whatever they want. At the same time I also believe that when lounging around on a patio, or on my porch I shouldn't have to be bombarded by the deafening roar of some dude's bike to the point where you can barely shout to the person next to you to be heard.

Bah, I hate loud and noisy vehicles in general. Sometimes I wonder why people feel the need to inflict their vehicle noise on anyone and everyone around.

I'd take that one step further and say a much bigger noise-pollution problem is dogs. I'm not trying to derail the thread at all, so no need to jump all over this, but a dog barking within a neighbourhood typically lasts much longer than a bike just driving by, and it is a year-round problem whereas bikes are only really out four or five months a year. I'm surprised I didn't get support from you on my thread about this.

As far as exhaust sound goes in cars, I like the sound of a nice aftermarket exhaust in V8 cars. Cat-back or even headers back can sound really nice. Those can get obnoxiously loud as well, but a well done exhaust is candy to my ears.

Fart cans on Civics are ghey.

[Grunt]

Originally Posted by DESS

I'd take that one step further and say a much bigger noise-pollution problem is dogs.

You're the ultimate gimmick account, Dess.

[Boblobla]

The reactions to truck nutz in this thread justify me having them. If I can ruin your day and evoke such caustic emotions by putting chrome bollocks on my truck it is well worth it.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by DESS

I'd take that one step further and say a much bigger noise-pollution problem is dogs..

Not to mention that half of them are running around showing off their T-bags.

[Grunt]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

The reactions to truck nutz in this thread justify me having them. If I can ruin your day and evoke such caustic emotions by putting chrome bollocks on my truck it is well worth it.

I don't think they upset most people... it just makes them think you're a ######bag. You probably aren't a ######bag, but that is the impression it gives.

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Not to mention that half of them are running around showing off their T-bags.

or worse licking them

[DESS]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Not to mention that half of them are running around showing off their T-bags.

I've met some farty dogs, too. lol

[Madman]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

My little bros got me the trucknuts...Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Yeah, nut sacks will do that to you.

[The Yen Man]

My pet peeve are the ######bags in the big trucks in a parking lot who, for whatever reason, feel the need to chomp on the gas in short spurts. They'll step on it just to make sure everyone can hear their stupid trucks, and then brake hard when they come upon a speed bump, and then proceed to repeat the gas chomping until the next speed bump, where they'll once again brake hard. I don't get what they're trying to prove here.

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

The reactions to truck nutz in this thread justify me having them. If I can ruin your day and evoke such caustic emotions by putting chrome bollocks on my truck it is well worth it.

I wouldn't say it ruins my day. I just think you're incredibly stupid. I don't understand how you derive pleasure from showing people testicles.

[4X4]

I'm sure I'm about to offend more than one person, but I'll say it anyway. The following things are lame:

fartcans
ground effects on any car worth less than $25,000
lights under your car
truck balls
fake bullet hole stickers
stickers of corporations (Nike, DC, whatever the hell ROXY is)
lowered trucks (10x worse if it's a 4x4)
flashy rims on a crappy car
after market spoilers
having the name of your vehicle on a sticker on your windshield
"Dodge the father ram the daughter" sticker on your Dodge Ram
Calvin pissing on the opposing vehicle manufacturer sticker
God: Co-Pilot sticker
local radio station sticker
racing stripes on crappy cars (see attached pic I snapped in Fairview a couple weeks ago)

Acceptable things to put on your vehicle:

Jesus fish
Darwin fish with legs
your favorite sports team sticker (not covering your entire back window)
your country of origin sticker and/or license plate cover
certain bling such as chrome grille, chrome bug deflector, chrome door handles
front license plate with pretty much anything on it
nice rims on nice cars



IMHO, of course.

[burn_this_city]

Thats a sweet Nova!!!

[Slava]

I agree with everything on your list 4x4. I would add a couple of acceptable items though:

The fish with "n chips" in the middle
The Satan/Devil fish (complete with horns and a pitchfork) is comical.

[DESS]

4x4 I too like your list, with the exception of chrome door handles. WTF dude? Those are mass ghey.