Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 12-14-2024, 12:44 PM   #20361
iggy_oi
Franchise Player
 
iggy_oi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion View Post
Did you have sex with the cleaning lady?

You ever eat an ostrich burger?

iggy_oi is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 12:48 PM   #20362
Wormius
Franchise Player
 
Wormius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
Exp:
Default

Is Burger Inn still open? I remember they had some weird game burgers. I remember the regular burgers being pretty mid, but would have been interesting to try some of the exotic stuff.
Wormius is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 12:57 PM   #20363
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius View Post
Is Burger Inn still open? I remember they had some weird game burgers. I remember the regular burgers being pretty mid, but would have been interesting to try some of the exotic stuff.
Look...I understand that you were disappointed with Panda Express not being actual 'Panda' but this...this is no alternative. This has to stop!

They tried the Hippo Burger, by God they tried! But it was like trying to eat a used tire!
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 01:09 PM   #20364
Wormius
Franchise Player
 
Wormius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Look...I understand that you were disappointed with Panda Express not being actual 'Panda' but this...this is no alternative. This has to stop!

They tried the Hippo Burger, by God they tried! But it was like trying to eat a used tire!

Is it my fault they’re endangered? They need to step up their game. Don’t they have panda viagra?
Wormius is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 01:11 PM   #20365
iggy_oi
Franchise Player
 
iggy_oi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius View Post
Is Burger Inn still open? I remember they had some weird game burgers. I remember the regular burgers being pretty mid, but would have been interesting to try some of the exotic stuff.
The owner retired last year and closed down the last location on 4th street.

Miss the B.I.G. burger. Now I’m hungry.
iggy_oi is online now   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to iggy_oi For This Useful Post:
Old 12-14-2024, 01:13 PM   #20366
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius View Post
Is it my fault they’re endangered? They need to step up their game. Don’t they have panda viagra?
What am I, some sort of Zoologist? I dont know! My understanding is that the flesh is willing but the spirit is weak! They prefer to do rolly-pollies.

They're silly creatures.
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 01:27 PM   #20367
Barnet Flame
Franchise Player
 
Barnet Flame's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Barnet - North London
Exp:
Default

On a flight from Rome to Abu Dhabi right now. Some woman is talking loudly at a million words a minute across the aisle. So I put noise cancelling headphones on.

Now she’s taken her shoes and socks off.

What a ####.
Barnet Flame is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 01:29 PM   #20368
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnet Flame View Post
On a flight from Rome to Abu Dhabi right now. Some woman is talking loudly at a million words a minute across the aisle. So I put noise cancelling headphones on.

Now she’s taken her shoes and socks off.

What a ####.
If you throw her shoes out of the plane she'll have to leave to go and get them. Just offer her a parachute. Or dont. Its not my felony.
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 01:48 PM   #20369
curves2000
First Line Centre
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Calgary, Canada
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnet Flame View Post
On a flight from Rome to Abu Dhabi right now. Some woman is talking loudly at a million words a minute across the aisle. So I put noise cancelling headphones on.

Now she’s taken her shoes and socks off.

What a ####.

Tell her you are going to post it on Passenger Shaming or just do it.

https://www.instagram.com/passengershaming/

Don't these losers take medication for these conditions?
curves2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to curves2000 For This Useful Post:
Old 12-14-2024, 02:03 PM   #20370
Wormius
Franchise Player
 
Wormius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnet Flame View Post
On a flight from Rome to Abu Dhabi right now. Some woman is talking loudly at a million words a minute across the aisle. So I put noise cancelling headphones on.

Now she’s taken her shoes and socks off.

What a ####.

Let her know you have a foot fetish, and ask if you can take a few pics for later.
Wormius is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Wormius For This Useful Post:
Old 12-14-2024, 03:37 PM   #20371
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius View Post
“Tipping Garbage Man”

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=84592

Good stuff.
NSFW!
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-14-2024, 04:35 PM   #20372
topfiverecords
Franchise Player
 
topfiverecords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnet Flame View Post
On a flight from Rome to Abu Dhabi right now. Some woman is talking loudly at a million words a minute across the aisle. So I put noise cancelling headphones on.

Now she’s taken her shoes and socks off.

What a ####.
Doors on planes never fall off when you really want them to.
topfiverecords is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-15-2024, 12:05 AM   #20373
jayswin
Celebrated Square Root Day
 
jayswin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava View Post
I’m almost positive it was Nage Waza. Not even sure that he still posts here anymore, but that whole thing was so hilarious!
He still posts here to call out antisemitism any time Jews are mentioned. It's insane.
jayswin is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to jayswin For This Useful Post:
Old 12-15-2024, 12:06 AM   #20374
jayswin
Celebrated Square Root Day
 
jayswin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien View Post
lol that's a blast from the past that's churning up old memories. I remember some absolute moron, I'm talking a serious "you shouldn't be allowed to wear anything but Velcro shoes" type who couldn't grasp how a 4 way stop worked. Was it pinner? Something like that IIRC. Makes one wonder what happens over the years to some of the more, ahem "colourful" short term posters.
Pretty sure that was undercoverbrother? Or yeah, I guess it was maybe under his old account, Pinner.
jayswin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-15-2024, 07:45 AM   #20375
Slava
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jayswin View Post
He still posts here to call out antisemitism any time Jews are mentioned. It's insane.
I’ve avoided certain threads on here to make my CP time more enjoyable.
Slava is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Slava For This Useful Post:
Old 12-15-2024, 09:36 AM   #20376
undercoverbrother
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jayswin View Post
Pretty sure that was undercoverbrother? Or yeah, I guess it was maybe under his old account, Pinner.
I’m not sure if you are inferring I was Pinner.

I appreciate the love, but sadly I was not that individual in a prior iteration on CP.

I get that there isn’t a way to prove that to you and I’m ok with that.

Also I’m down with how a 4-way works, most jacked up coal rolling truck asserts dominance
__________________
Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993

Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993

Last edited by undercoverbrother; 12-15-2024 at 09:39 AM.
undercoverbrother is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to undercoverbrother For This Useful Post:
Old 12-16-2024, 12:27 AM   #20377
jayswin
Celebrated Square Root Day
 
jayswin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Is there anything stupider than grown men joyously doing the Trump victory dance to YMCA? Bonus points to rockhead Canadian supporters that did the victory dance and then woke up to an announcement of 25% tariffs on Canadian goods. F***ing R-words.
jayswin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2024, 06:26 AM   #20378
Erick Estrada
Franchise Player
 
Erick Estrada's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
Exp:
Default

Speaking of Trump apparently he has his own fragrances out? I was listening to Sirius NFL radio on my drive to work this morning and they had this ad for these Fight Fight Fight perfumes with a voice that sounded like someone pretending to be Trump but I guess was Trump. I legit thought it was some sort of Howard Stern show prank thing but I guess it's real. So cringy.
Erick Estrada is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2024, 06:34 AM   #20379
WideReceiver
Scoring Winger
 
Join Date: Nov 2024
Exp:
Default

Odd that. Apparently others attending a conference with him wouldn’t sit near because he crapped his pants and that stench. Then he markets fragrances.
WideReceiver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2024, 07:11 AM   #20380
puffnstuff
Franchise Player
 
puffnstuff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by WideReceiver View Post
Odd that. Apparently others attending a conference with him wouldn’t sit near because he crapped his pants and that stench. Then he markets fragrances.
Thats the 'fragrance' hes selling. Eau de toilette.
puffnstuff is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:45 PM.

Calgary Flames
2024-25




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy