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Old 09-12-2007, 10:49 AM   #41
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I think Homer Simpson said it best to Bart.

"When the other guy grabs you. You scream like a woman till he turns away in disgust. Then you kick him in the back and step on his neck."
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:54 AM   #42
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This is perhaps a little too real from the rest of the thread.
I had a stepfather who had been trying to get me out of the house since I was 12. I was stubborn though and wanted to finish school. When I was 19 and had come back into town from a construction job, he in his mean drunken haze decided to burn my mail. He was quite a bit bigger and I don't think I was completely sober either but I grabbed him and did the appropriate thing and threw him out of the house. I think he slept in the garage that night. Still feel good about that.
Unfortunalty you aren't the only one that had to test the theory of this thread on a step dad. Got left alone from then on out.

I could beat up my real dad espcially with his health problems.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:56 AM   #43
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Your dad should kick your ass just for starting this thread, Soul!
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:34 PM   #44
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Your dad should kick your ass just for starting this thread, Soul!
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As for me, I'm pretty sure I could take the old man.

I'm about 6'3 280, muscle and fat

He's around 5'7 and chubby, I think he'd fight dirty too, but I would win in the end.

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Old 09-12-2007, 09:01 PM   #45
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There's no way I could take my dad. I've probably got about 20 lbs on him but he's got no fat on him and if I give him a shove it's like pushing on a statue.

And when it comes to toughness how can I compare to someone who can have a root canal and not move or wince even with no freezing or painkillers?
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:19 PM   #46
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No way.

Who is crazy enough to try?
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:20 PM   #47
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This sounds like the premise for some really bad reality show. First week, the battle vs. a roomful of 5 year olds. Second week, battling your Dad. Third week - your girlfriend vs. Mom.
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:43 PM   #48
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I couldn't kick the sh*t out of my own underwear. My Dad would win easily.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:12 PM   #49
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:34 PM   #50
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:46 PM   #51
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My Dad is 6'2" and 260lbs at least. A giant of a man. Unfortunately, he's also riddled with health issues, everything from arthritis to a bad heart. And still, I couldn't take him if he just stood there - but I'm a girl, so I'm good with that.

I could take my husband though, easily. Does that count?
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Old 09-13-2007, 08:04 AM   #52
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"My name's Stewie Griffin and I'll be kicking my dad's ass all day long."
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