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Old 01-20-2026, 11:39 AM   #761
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An alternative universe at a GOP Convention in the near future:

GOP Rep: Great speech, Charlie. The monetization of your podcast is through the roof.

Charlie: Thanks! Have you met my wife, Erika Kirk?

GOP Rep: Who?

Erika: [expresses impotent rage]

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Old 01-20-2026, 11:42 AM   #762
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So...wait, is she advocating for...
is Niki Minaj singing christians hymns there? I want to go!
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Old 01-20-2026, 11:45 AM   #763
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This might be cynical but I am starting to wonder if Erika was more excited about the assassination than all of the liberal ####s who were attacked for impugning his legacy of Charlies good works.

Now she gets to make millions grifting of public gullibility, without needing to stand at the back of the stage and pump out a baby every 2 years for the next two decades, while pretending she enjoys the process of making babies with him.

For those who will be offended, not saying it's true, just asking questions. Because as the last two decades of right wing politics have taught us, and attack doesn't really need to be true, as long as it is a question and not a statement.
well she gets to shag Tom Brady now apparently, I'm going to guess at some point the online world decides she had her old man offed so she can schtoop New England's finest
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Old 01-20-2026, 12:12 PM   #764
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I wonder if Erika thinks ol’Charlie is waiting for her up there. I bet he is trying to talk his way into one of those rooms that has 72 virgins in it.
Considering how much of a grifting, racist homophobic POS he was, it's more likely he's 'down there' as opposed to 'up there'.
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Old 01-20-2026, 12:37 PM   #765
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None of them are going to heaven.
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Old 01-20-2026, 01:06 PM   #766
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None of them are going to heaven.
......if heaven existed.
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Old 01-20-2026, 01:27 PM   #767
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Heaven is a place on Earth.

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Heaven is a place, where nothing ever happens.
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Heaven is a place on Earth.

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Heaven is a place, where nothing ever happens.
Fail your harp lessons?
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Old 01-20-2026, 04:05 PM   #769
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This might be cynical but I am starting to wonder if Erika was more excited about the assassination than all of the liberal ####s who were attacked for impugning his legacy of Charlies good works.

Now she gets to make millions grifting of public gullibility, without needing to stand at the back of the stage and pump out a baby every 2 years for the next two decades, while pretending she enjoys the process of making babies with him.

For those who will be offended, not saying it's true, just asking questions. Because as the last two decades of right wing politics have taught us, and attack doesn't really need to be true, as long as it is a question and not a statement.
She gives me some serious Lady Macbeth vibes
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Old 01-20-2026, 08:16 PM   #770
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She gives me some serious Lady Macbeth vibes
I haven't paid a tonne of attention, because frankly both her and her husband are sort of reality show side characters. They just seemed like a show wouldn't be named after them, but they'd play the strange neighbors. And she gives Devil in Mrs. Jones vibes.
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Old 01-21-2026, 07:53 AM   #771
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This might be cynical but I am starting to wonder if Erika was more excited about the assassination than all of the liberal ####s who were attacked for impugning his legacy of Charlies good works.

Now she gets to make millions grifting of public gullibility, without needing to stand at the back of the stage and pump out a baby every 2 years for the next two decades, while pretending she enjoys the process of making babies with him.

For those who will be offended, not saying it's true, just asking questions. Because as the last two decades of right wing politics have taught us, and attack doesn't really need to be true, as long as it is a question and not a statement.
Pretty sure she is an intelligence agent (either CIA or Mossad) who was using Kirk for his company. Removing Kirk just made her job easier.
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David Byrne is awesome; that stop making sense tour is epic
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"Make Heaven Crowded" sounds like a threat
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