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Old 08-08-2007, 06:58 PM   #41
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how could i tell if she is?
isnt it too early to tell if it was just 2 weeks and 2 days till today?
Okay. Basic woman stuff. Our cycles are 28 days. Consider day 1 the first day of her period. 14 days after her period starts, she is at her most fertile. This is NOT the only time she can get pregnant. She can get pregnant the moment she ovulates - usually between days 12 and 16. If her cycle is not 28 days exactly and most women are not bang on this cycle, her ovulation will vary. For example, if her cycle is 30 days, she can get pregnant usually between day 13 to 17.

You can tell if she is pregnant by going to the doctor and having him do a pregnancy test. A doctors lab can usually tell about 4 days before her menstruation is to begin again.

Does this help?
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:59 PM   #42
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If she doesn't like latex, maybe she would prefer lambskin? Not disposable though, so be sure to rinse it occasionally.
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If you are both comfortabe with this method, then so be it. But she must be prepared for the morning after pill...which will make her puke violently and be sick for awhile. All the while thinking of way's to snip you!!!

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Honestly dont be stupid use a condom for god's sake or the pill. We dont need more un-planned children in this world or we would become the USA! Sorry to all the folks from the USA - but it's true!
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It should also be noted that because you've been sexually active with her without using a reliable method of birth control, no matter whether you go to a free health clinic or a walk in clinic, they will do a pregnancy test before prescribing a birth control method or giving you a sample. Birth control will effect the baby if there is one, so they'll want to make sure everything is good to go.

Even if she is prescribed a birth control pill, she will most likely be advised to start taking it the day her next period begins. It will not be effective for a while. (The length of time until effective will vary by dose) You will then have to use a different method of birth control, like condoms, or abstainment until the pill is effective. All of this will be described to you when you go with her to her appointment.
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Even if she goes on the pill RIGHT NOW, it's not going to take affect for a month. She has to wait to have her first period and THEN she starts taking it. I'd be using an alternate form of birth control for the next month and a half until then.
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If you are both comfortabe with this method, then so be it. But she must be prepared for the morning after pill...which will make her puke violently and be sick for awhile. All the while thinking of way's to snip you!!!
That's not necessarily true. Every female is different. I took one a few months ago and it didn't upset my belly at all. As a matter of fact, it made me super horny, like instant orgasms. I almost contemplated buying them again just because...
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If he he cant wait a month...what are you a jack rabbit? Let's call it blow job - month and everything will be fine!
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She's probably already pregnant, so why even pull it out?
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That's not necessarily true. Every female is different. I took one a few months ago and it didn't upset my belly at all. As a matter of fact, it made me super horny, like instant orgasms. I almost contemplated buying them again just because...
Thanks Fire...way to school this kid on the proper etiquette of being somewhat responsible! In the mean time "HOW YOU DOIN?
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This thread is both graphically disturbing and slightly arousing. I'm confused.
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When I was 17 I had the same issue with a girlfriend. Turns out she didn't want any family members to see her going to the clinic to get the pill.

Solution, took her on a road trip to another city. I hear Red Deer is nice this time of year.
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That's not necessarily true. Every female is different. I took one a few months ago and it didn't upset my belly at all. As a matter of fact, it made me super horny, like instant orgasms. I almost contemplated buying them again just because...
this thread just went from entertaining to awesome
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Eww.
Very punny.
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Eww.
I think you meant 'ewe'.

Edit: Damn! Just beaten to pointing that pun out...
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Old 08-08-2007, 07:43 PM   #56
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When I was 17 I had the same issue with a girlfriend. Turns out she didn't want any family members to see her going to the clinic to get the pill.

Solution, took her on a road trip to another city.
Thanks, fotze wouldn't have turned out the way he did if he had that image of his mother in his head all these years.
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By the way...

This thread is useless without pictures.



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Old 08-08-2007, 07:45 PM   #58
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Ha Ha stupid Ha Ha Stupid Oilers!
FOTZE!! The man needs assistance! Education! Help!

tsk. tsk.
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I love CP.

Secondly, suggest the NuvaRing to her, I have at least 3 female friends who use it and swear by it.
Ack...stay clear of that thing. Nothing like pulling out with a ring around your hammer...been there done that
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There is always the patch:
http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Ne...mar04/evra.htm

But yeah, I've seen 3 too many friends end up with "unexpected surprises". Though in two of them, the women said they were taking the pill and it just didn't work (yeah, I know it is definitely possible... but in these cases I don't think so).
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