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Old 01-11-2026, 03:17 PM   #261
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something, something, place that guy gets his ass-less chaps made, something, something. Profit!!
All chaps are assless or else they would be pants
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something, something, place that guy gets his ass-less chaps made, something, something. Profit!!
If I ever need something local I just PM surferguy and he'll make it for me.

And...lets get it out of the way...he has an uncanny proficiency for ass-less chaps, despite the fact that I'm told that all chaps are ass-less and furthermore...I've never asked for them. It just comes up in conversation startlingly frequently for no apparent reason.
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If I ever need something local I just PM surferguy and he'll make it for me.

And...lets get it out of the way...he has an uncanny proficiency for ass-less chaps, despite the fact that I'm told that all chaps are ass-less and furthermore...I've never asked for them. It just comes up in conversation startlingly frequently for no apparent reason.
Poor surfer-guy. Taking strays out of nowhere. He doesn't deserve that...
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All chaps are assless or else they would be pants
I should have known not to challenge PaperBagger on their knowledge of all things assless.
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Old 01-11-2026, 08:51 PM   #265
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I should have known not to challenge PaperBagger on their knowledge of all things assless.
And even a few things with asses!
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If I ever need something local I just PM surferguy and he'll make it for me.

And...lets get it out of the way...he has an uncanny proficiency for ass-less chaps, despite the fact that I'm told that all chaps are ass-less and furthermore...I've never asked for them. It just comes up in conversation startlingly frequently for no apparent reason.
last time I made chaps I used fir, lots of splinters, lots of complaints
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Is that what chapstick is for?
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