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Old 12-19-2025, 08:57 AM   #161
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Somebody is getting a Puppy!!
Is that preferable to the male chicken in a box?
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That’s a good idea. I might try to procure a baby.
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That’s a good idea. I might try to procure a baby.
I told you last time you cant just take babies...that litigation is still ongoing!
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Old 12-19-2025, 09:39 AM   #164
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Will you guys post the gifts you got in this thread?
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Old 12-19-2025, 09:45 AM   #165
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Will you guys post the gifts you got in this thread?
Thats usually what happens, yep.

Gotta be patient though, generally doesnt happen until Christmas.
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Usually yes, most participants end up sharing what they have received. It becomes part of the fun as everybody gets to judge how Locke will respond to his new collection of spices.
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My current intern is a great kid, he is Indian and his parents love that I'm teaching him the business so his mom made me a lunch.

I just about died. I was praying for death.

The last thing a white guy should eat is 'Indian food the way Mom makes it.'
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My current intern is a great kid, he is Indian and his parents love that I'm teaching him the business so his mom made me a lunch.

I just about died. I was praying for death.

The last thing a white guy should eat is 'Indian food the way Mom makes it.'
You aren't white, you are translucent. I hate trannys.
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You aren't white, you are translucent. I hate trannys.
I'm not an Albino or anything...just your run-of-the-mill Nordic white guy.
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Old 12-19-2025, 11:28 AM   #170
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My current intern is a great kid, he is Indian and his parents love that I'm teaching him the business so his mom made me a lunch.

I just about died. I was praying for death.

The last thing a white guy should eat is 'Indian food the way Mom makes it.'
A guys I worked had a similar experience with one of our Indian colleagues at the time. Never seen a guy sweat so much. Said it was delicious but can imagine there was an aspect of "they taste like burning."
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A guys I worked had a similar experience with one of our Indian colleagues at the time. Never seen a guy sweat so much. Said it was delicious but can imagine there was an aspect of "they taste like burning."
Yeah, quick story, but I took the family to Sylvan Lake a few years back and I had to get something out of the car and there was this Indian family trying to blow up an enormous lake floatie thing with a footpump. It was going to take them all day and probably inflict a couple of heart attacks.

So I just went up to them and told them: "Hey, I've got a power outlet in the back of my car here and an electric pump, just bring it over here and I'll inflate it for you."

So we did that. They were very nice and really grateful, so the Mom came over and brought my whole family lunch.

Of course...I was a bit hesitant at first because if I'm going to die I'd rather it not be on a public beach.

But it was delicious! She even emailed us the recipe, of course with 'spice to preference.' But yeah, it was great.

What it did though is further my inherent distrust of Indian food. Some of it is amazingly delicious. Some of it is like swallowing a hand grenade. Which is which? I dont know.
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“Your package has been shipped! It is planned for arrival on December 23rd! Be on the lookout for it, it’s big! It’s in Canada Posts hands now….”
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Oh poor Lumby...he's never getting that...
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Nah it’s going to be just fine, I have connections!
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