08-03-2007, 11:25 PM
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#1641
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Boob *giggle* can draw a lot of attention, but boobs plural *still giggling* can stop traffic. It's an intriguing power.
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Speaking of which, I was driving up 32nd avenue once, and this woman with an AMAZING body was crossing the street. There was a guy turning left who completely forgot to drive. His car just idled to a stop in the middle of the intersection.
And on the other end of the scale, I once saw an old lady in pink pyjamas driving up 32nd on a Harley.
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08-03-2007, 11:26 PM
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#1642
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Snakeeye
Speaking of which, I was driving up 32nd avenue once, and this woman with an AMAZING body was crossing the street. There was a guy turning left who completely forgot to drive. His car just idled to a stop in the middle of the intersection.
And on the other end of the scale, I once saw an old lady in pink pyjamas driving up 32nd on a Harley.
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LMAO.
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08-03-2007, 11:28 PM
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#1643
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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By the way, if any of you are going to stare at a girl. Blink once in a while. For some reason, that makes you less creepy. But only a little.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:29 PM
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#1644
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Welll Boys & Girls looks like I am going to the karaoke bar tonight with a few buddies, they never water their drinks down 
Come on M's finish them off...that would make me 10-5 tonight on my bets!
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-03-2007, 11:31 PM
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#1645
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Another favorite joke....
Back when the railroad was being built, it was common to have a very ethnic-diverse work force. In fact, it was generally a pretty even split with English-speakers making up a third fo the total, non-english europeans another third, and chinese making up the final third.
One day, the railroad foreman was running behind schedule and gathered his work crew together. "Men" he said, "We're running behind and we've got to lay a ton of track tomorrow to get back on schedule so here's what I want you to do. First thing in the morning, I want all you English fellers to bring all of the railroad ties, I want all you other Europeans to bring every last one of these here rails, and I want you Chinese to bring the supplies. We'll meet right here and then go to end of the line and get to work".
The next morning, the foreman looks out and finds, as requested, the English speakers are there with bunches and bunches of railroad ties. Beside them are all the other Europeans carrying large numbers of rails but, unusually, there are no Chinese workers to be seen anywhere. Fuming, the foreman waits for 5 minutes, then 10, but still no Chinese workers show up. Finally, exasperated, he says "Well, men, I guess we'll have to go ahead to the worksite and get started and hope the Chinese show up when we need 'em". So the whole work crew grabs the gear and heads over the hill to the worksite. Just as they reach the top and look over the other side, hundreds of Chinese workers jump up and shout "Supplies Supplies".
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08-03-2007, 11:32 PM
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#1646
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Why do I love Vodka and Jager...once it hits your lips its just sooooo good!
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Ugh...I cannot drink Vodka anymore....bad experience.
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08-03-2007, 11:32 PM
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#1647
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by NSFL
By the way, if any of you are going to stare at a girl. Blink once in a while. For some reason, that makes you less creepy. But only a little.
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My personal favorite are girls who dress like skanks, and who wear clothes designed to make their boobs stick out into the face of any guy near, then get pissed off when guys do stare.
It's genetic for christ sake... the entire point is to attract the opposite sex. Don't get pissed because you are helping nature do its job!
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08-03-2007, 11:33 PM
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#1648
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
Welll Boys & Girls looks like I am going to the karaoke bar tonight with a few buddies, they never water their drinks down
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Must be your lucky day!
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08-03-2007, 11:34 PM
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#1649
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Ugh...I cannot drink Vodka anymore....bad experience.
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Ditto.
Polar Ice in a black bottle is evil. The more you drink the harder it is to judge how much you have drank.
That was an EVIL evening.
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"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
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08-03-2007, 11:34 PM
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#1650
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Another favorite joke....
Back when the railroad was being built, it was common to have a very ethnic-diverse work force. In fact, it was generally a pretty even split with English-speakers making up a third fo the total, non-english europeans another third, and chinese making up the final third.
One day, the railroad foreman was running behind schedule and gathered his work crew together. "Men" he said, "We're running behind and we've got to lay a ton of track tomorrow to get back on schedule so here's what I want you to do. First thing in the morning, I want all you English fellers to bring all of the railroad ties, I want all you other Europeans to bring every last one of these here rails, and I want you Chinese to bring the supplies. We'll meet right here and then go to end of the line and get to work".
The next morning, the foreman looks out and finds, as requested, the English speakers are there with bunches and bunches of railroad ties. Beside them are all the other Europeans carrying large numbers of rails but, unusually, there are no Chinese workers to be seen anywhere. Fuming, the foreman waits for 5 minutes, then 10, but still no Chinese workers show up. Finally, exasperated, he says "Well, men, I guess we'll have to go ahead to the worksite and get started and hope the Chinese show up when we need 'em". So the whole work crew grabs the gear and heads over the hill to the worksite. Just as they reach the top and look over the other side, hundreds of Chinese workers jump up and shout "Supplies Supplies".
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I can't quite tell if I should be insulted.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:36 PM
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#1651
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In the Sin Bin
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<-- Ukranian/Russian. Vodka is in my blood.
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08-03-2007, 11:36 PM
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#1652
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-03-2007, 11:38 PM
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#1653
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
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Having fun?
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:38 PM
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#1654
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Another favorite joke....
Back when the railroad was being built, it was common to have a very ethnic-diverse work force. In fact, it was generally a pretty even split with English-speakers making up a third fo the total, non-english europeans another third, and chinese making up the final third.
One day, the railroad foreman was running behind schedule and gathered his work crew together. "Men" he said, "We're running behind and we've got to lay a ton of track tomorrow to get back on schedule so here's what I want you to do. First thing in the morning, I want all you English fellers to bring all of the railroad ties, I want all you other Europeans to bring every last one of these here rails, and I want you Chinese to bring the supplies. We'll meet right here and then go to end of the line and get to work".
The next morning, the foreman looks out and finds, as requested, the English speakers are there with bunches and bunches of railroad ties. Beside them are all the other Europeans carrying large numbers of rails but, unusually, there are no Chinese workers to be seen anywhere. Fuming, the foreman waits for 5 minutes, then 10, but still no Chinese workers show up. Finally, exasperated, he says "Well, men, I guess we'll have to go ahead to the worksite and get started and hope the Chinese show up when we need 'em". So the whole work crew grabs the gear and heads over the hill to the worksite. Just as they reach the top and look over the other side, hundreds of Chinese workers jump up and shout "Supplies Supplies".
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I don't get it...
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08-03-2007, 11:38 PM
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#1655
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
Having fun?
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Don't mind me.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-03-2007, 11:41 PM
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#1656
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Bobble.. you gotta blink 
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08-03-2007, 11:42 PM
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#1657
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Ditto.
Polar Ice in a black bottle is evil. The more you drink the harder it is to judge how much you have drank.
That was an EVIL evening.
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And in the end...I smelt like gin. That was the confusing part. 
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08-03-2007, 11:42 PM
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#1658
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Apologies to anyone (especially NSFL the awesome), if the joke created any offense. I don't see it that way at all. To me it's a play on linguistic anomalies not a denegration of anyone.
Back to panties for me. nevermind
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08-03-2007, 11:43 PM
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#1659
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Apologies to anyone (especially NSFL the awesome), if the joke created any offense. I don't see it that way at all. To me it's a play on linguistic anomalies not a denegration of anyone.
Back to panties for me. nevermind
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Would you mind explaing it anyway? Because now I'm curious.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:44 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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JerzeeGirl has a linquitic degree.. maybe she could explain it to me...
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