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Old 08-03-2007, 11:56 PM   #1681
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Let's try this joke....can't offend anyone.

Hahhahahahaha.
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Holy ##### that was a swan!
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At the risk of re-offending (which is NOT my intent), but in the interest of clarity, the premise of the joke was that "supplies" sounds like "surprise" in Engrish.
Oh, I didn't catch that at all. I laugh now.
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Hmmm....this is why alcohol and internet don't always mix. I googled for joke #2 and posted what I found. A closer inspection shows that it was somewhat altered from what I recall.

I think I'll quit while I'm behind. I feel shame. I miss FireFly.

Panties.
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Eh?
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An oldie but a goodie:

A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home.
Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner".
The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now".
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Eh?
Its from Hot Fuzz....never mind me.
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An oldie but a goodie:

A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home.
Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner".
The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now".
Hahahahaha!
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Its from Hot Fuzz....never mind me.
I think you're the drunk one mister!
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Alright...I'm off to bed. Night everyone.
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I think you're the drunk one mister!
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:03 AM   #1692
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An oldie but a goodie:

A young college student invites his mother over to eat dinner with himself, and his new roommate. When she arrives, she can't help but notice, how beautifully stunning his new roommate is. The son tells her that they are, just roommates, they have a strictly platonic relationship and assures her that nothing is going on between them. The mother enjoys a nice dinner, and later goes home.
Two weeks later the girl goes to her roommate, and says that ever since your mother came over for dinner, I can't find my silver gravy ladle. The son writes his mother a letter saying..."Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver gravy ladle, and I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver gravy ladle, but the fact remains, it has been missing since you came over for dinner".
The mother wrote a letter back to her son saying..."Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with your roommate, but the fact remains... if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now".
What's really weird for me is that the first time I'd ever head that joke, it was from my dad. And he had his stern don't you be doing anything you wouldn't want me to know look.
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Nite Azure!
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Nite Azure.

Dream of panties.
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:06 AM   #1695
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Nite Azure.

Dream of panties.
Or boobs.
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mmmmmmmm boobs.....
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Lol, I think I'm going to call it a night.

Off to bed for me. G'night all.

You poor people will have to do without me until tomorrow night.
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hmm.. i think i killed the thread....
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Night NSFL, Azure... you guys are quitters!!
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Why? I have work tomorrow and I'll still be here. It's called COMMITTMENT.
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