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Old 08-02-2007, 09:59 AM   #1321
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hahaha HD, is that KG?
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:00 AM   #1322
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I like welding.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:01 AM   #1323
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:03 AM   #1324
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:17 AM   #1325
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hahaha HD, is that KG?
Yep, apparently you HAVE to read this thread.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=45623
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:58 AM   #1326
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I love weldings, the welding reception is the best part, I've got one to go to next Friday, and then Joel Plaskett at the bar!

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Old 08-02-2007, 11:27 AM   #1327
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I really don't understand how you can call those balls, and still say with a straight face that that last pitch was a strike.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:28 AM   #1328
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:30 AM   #1329
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:41 AM   #1331
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Wow...and how long have you been involved on message boards?
LOL no kidding, not long. CP is my first.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:48 AM   #1332
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.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
......Muscles ripple across his chest
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That is just bad. BTW when you are sick you should take some time and iron your clothes... Oh but you don't want to be a REAL Woman anyways eh?
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:52 AM   #1333
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:11 PM   #1335
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Sorry, for this......

LMAO!

And! I think I solved the no pants/leather chair problem! Towel! Just sit on a towel and you will not be plastering your pantsless ass to the leather chair! Exciting.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:28 PM   #1336
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LMAO!

And! I think I solved the no pants/leather chair problem! Towel! Just sit on a towel and you will not be plastering your pantsless ass to the leather chair! Exciting.
Nice... now you're trying to get me naked on a board full of boys? Damn. You coulda kept that to yourself!
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:35 PM   #1337
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Nice... now you're trying to get me naked on a board full of boys? Damn. You coulda kept that to yourself!
I was just trying to be helpful. You had a problem, and I tried to solve it.

Although I think it'll be useful today. Considering it's getting warm again. Ugh, I enjoyed these last few days.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:40 PM   #1338
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And I have to do laundry... So that is kinda helpful. Thanks!
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:43 PM   #1339
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Finally a picture of the Arabian googles that I can use to explain to my girlfriend what that sports term means.

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Old 08-02-2007, 12:45 PM   #1340
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Nice... now you're trying to get me naked on a board full of boys? Damn. You coulda kept that to yourself!
If you wish for help in being discreet, I can come put the towel down for you. I promise I won't tell the board full of boys about it. Afterall, I left this thread!
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