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Old 08-01-2007, 08:14 PM   #1
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...some smutmaster might use your photo on the cover of his porn video.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/08/01/Hi...sues_por.shtml

I'm guessing the porn company is kinda screwed, given the photo they ended up using was of a 14 year old...
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:24 PM   #2
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I guess it's easier to swipe a picutre off the internet than it is to get one of the women in the video to pose, what a stupid thing to do. If he liked the picture that much re-create it with someone of the proper age. I hope that girl puts the guy out of business
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:31 PM   #3
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:34 PM   #4
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I find it hard to believe that a producer of porn films could be such a scumbag.

Let's hope she takes him to the cleaners.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:42 PM   #5
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LOL
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:42 PM   #6
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I guess it's easier to swipe a picutre off the internet than it is to get one of the women in the video to pose,
This dude's videos are all made up of 30 year old footage. Who wants to see broken down porn skanks in their 50's?

I think some nice site out there should put up all of this joker's videos online so everyone can download them for free. After all once they are on the internet, it's public domain or at least according to scumbag porn peddlers.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:24 AM   #7
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I can't believe he said "nice try toots" and tried to claim that the internet was public domain, this guy is going to get cleaned out and rightfully so, this is just disgusting
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:37 AM   #8
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I too have suffered from this embarrassment. Please folks, be very careful about images you upload.


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Old 08-02-2007, 02:17 AM   #9
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Doh! Is there a Blu-Ray Version? hahaha
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:59 AM   #10
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bwahahahahaha, too funny. thank god i haven't seen that one.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:27 AM   #11
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It lost me when it tried to get all artsy.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:55 AM   #12
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bwahahahahaha, too funny. thank god i haven't seen that one.
It's not that good. Especially the midget and ferret scene.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:27 AM   #13
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I might order "Chubby Internet Nerds #6" if it shows up on Shaw VOD. After all, #s 1-5 were pretty hot.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:35 AM   #14
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I dunno, man. The things Kevanguy did with a cheeseburger in #3 was one of the most disturbing scenes I've ever seen. It took me weeks to get the vomit off my ceiling.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:42 AM   #15
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"Haunting..."
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"What in the hell did I just watch?"
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:43 AM   #16
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This just goes to show you how the internet has not killed the porn home video market. Entertainment Tonight is reporting that KG is a frontrunner for winning the "Golden Boner" award for Best Performance by a Hermaphrodite at this years Adult Video Awards.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:13 AM   #17
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I thought I read somewhere that Chubby Internet Nerds #6 was only 30 seconds long...
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:54 AM   #18
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I thought I read somewhere that Chubby Internet Nerds #6 was only 30 seconds long...
Tons of extras and outakes though. There's a alt ending as well. I don't want to ruin it but it ryhmes with motze's fom.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:58 AM   #19
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Best

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Old 08-02-2007, 10:00 AM   #20
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Now, I want everyone to understand that I certainly am not in the business of making outrageous claims about this sort of thing, but after seeing "Chubby Internet Nerds #6", I think it is more than safe to proclaim it as:

The greatest cinematic masterpiece in the history of film.
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