08-01-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1281
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
I feel bad for contributing to you two's lack of weener.
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Oh what has this thread become...
*ROFLMAO*
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-01-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1282
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
I'm not always sure how well these BBQ postings of mine are received so I didn't go into detail about how hot the weiners got and how juicy they ended up. You don't want to beat a subject to death.
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Did you butter the buns before sliding the weenies in them?
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-01-2007, 11:53 PM
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#1283
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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I had not worked with weiner in a while. My previous weiner working implement was unsatisfactory and I had been awaiting the arrival of the new tool. Consequently, in respect to the weiner, I was concerned about not finishing too soon or taking too long and ruining the weiner. There's nothing worse than failing to perform adequately with weiner. Being a back-yard chef is sometimes hard.
Last edited by Biff; 08-01-2007 at 11:55 PM.
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08-01-2007, 11:55 PM
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#1284
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Did you butter the buns before sliding the weenies in them?
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Of course. I like my buns slightly toasty with a nice shiny glow to them. Besides, there's nothing better than mating a weiner with nicely pre-heated buns.
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08-01-2007, 11:55 PM
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#1285
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Scoring Winger
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and you people said my joke was in poor taste! geez louise its been nothing but weiner and bun jokes for the last 3 pages now!
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08-01-2007, 11:56 PM
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#1286
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Seattle with a 5-0 lead in the 4th inning.  |
Spoke a little too early didn't we 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-01-2007, 11:56 PM
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#1287
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkMasterFlame
and you people said my joke was in poor taste! geez louise its been nothing but weiner and bun jokes for the last 3 pages now!
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2 pages.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-01-2007, 11:57 PM
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#1288
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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On a vaguely hockey related note and, if I do say so myself, what may be EXCELLENT Sig material, I coined the following while out for a pint at the pub:
Sheldon Souray is just like Zoolander except he can't turn right either.
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08-02-2007, 12:22 AM
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#1289
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
2 pages.
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Please. You all just need to adjust your settings so you see more posts/page. I only get a half a page of plump, juicy, hot weiners and buttery, golden, warm buns mating in a perfectly barbequed delight for the senses.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-02-2007, 12:24 AM
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#1290
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Me-too. Isn't being best friends with virtual benefits the absolute bestest! BIG HUG!!!!!!! Hey....that bra fits you perfectly. Oh wait....you're not packing these days....nevermind.
on second thought.....damn impressive FF!
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08-02-2007, 12:24 AM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I haven't contributed much, but this thread has kept me laughing since it started. I guess I should speak up too.
Though this might not be the best time to chime in, what with the boob and weiner talk.
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08-02-2007, 12:26 AM
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#1292
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Me-too. Isn't being best friends with virtual benefits the absolute bestest! BIG HUG!!!!!!! Hey....that bra fits you perfectly. Oh wait....you're not packing these days....nevermind.
on second thought.....damn impressive FF!
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I am actually. It cooled enough that I thought the girls might enjoy a nap in their hammocks for today.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-02-2007, 12:27 AM
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#1293
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wittynickname
I haven't contributed much, but this thread has kept me laughing since it started. I guess I should speak up too.
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Hey! You've got boobs! Feel free to chime in! Did you need an inspection? There are plenty volunteers here!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-02-2007, 12:27 AM
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#1294
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wittynickname
I haven't contributed much, but this thread has kept me laughing since it started. I guess I should speak up too.
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Oh sure....make something perfectly innocent seem all tawdry and perverse. We were discussing women's fashions and barbecuing. What did you think we were talking about?
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08-02-2007, 12:29 AM
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#1295
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Hey! You've got boobs! Feel free to chime in! Did you need an inspection? There are plenty volunteers here!
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I don't need an inspection at this moment...but perhaps if I ever make a trip up there to Calgary
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08-02-2007, 12:32 AM
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#1296
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Alright. I have to take my boobs and my buns to bed so I can dream about weenies. Night everyone.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-02-2007, 12:34 AM
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#1297
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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I'm for bed, too, in precisely the opposite manner of Firefly.
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08-02-2007, 12:40 AM
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#1298
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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In every thread that I've ever been in that required copious amounts of posting, it always leads to...buns and weenies.
No matter what forum, and no matter when, always with the buns and the weenies.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-02-2007, 12:42 AM
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#1299
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Freud lives?!??!!!
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08-02-2007, 06:30 AM
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#1300
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
My previous weiner working implement was unsatisfactory and I had been awaiting the arrival of the new tool.
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Is this youe new weiner BBQ tool?
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