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Old 11-06-2025, 12:57 PM   #21
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I modified the nightstand I had built for my wife to hold her cpap. Keeps it contained, with air intake at the back and hose exit. Some rubber bumpers under the shelf to reduce vibrations. Totally silent.

Next up is a water dispenser for the 4L water jug because the cpap water container is so stupidly designed...I found the dispenser for boxed wine fits perfectly into the lid(drill it out). I had some new ones from my beer brewing times. So I want to build some way to tip the bottle, like those Texas mickey booze holders.

Also need something better to hang the mask from when not in use, currently a gate latch velcro'd to the headboard.
Have you ever farted in the cpap intake?
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Ever done a bong rip in the CPAP intake?
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Does it sound like I'm still married? That should answer your question.
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My whole world has changed with a recent purchase. I've been laser-focused on making the best bed-side table situation the world has ever known tailored to my specific needs.

And it's just a $200 unit from Ikea, so not insanely expensive or anything. Just the perfect size for my room and I'm killing it on the customization.

Here's the table. The photos Ikea posted don't do it justice. It's bigger than it looks here, the drawer is soft close and the bottom cabinet fits a 4-litre jug of distilled water easily, which I need for my CPAP: https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/storemo...90924/#content

This sucker for classing up my Kleenex box game, but also three slots for my three bedside table staples: glasses, remote for the fan/light and remote for my Ghost bed: https://a.co/d/bZ6dnhV

Have this on top of the table. It's a placemat, but it's better than just a coaster for my morning coffee my wife brings me (don't have to target setting the cup down...just plop it wherever): https://a.co/d/3IMv9ky. You can also put pictures or kids artwork or whatever underneath. I thought I'd do that, but it's more minimalist to not clutter it up, so while I experimented with doing that, it's naked underneath right now.

Got this for clipping my sleep earbuds to the side of the table for easy access in the night: https://a.co/d/6CMLQb6

Ordered these (arriving today) for some cable management that will be behind the table: https://a.co/d/dYhJelN

In the drawer I have Advil, eyedrops, KOBO, and little thises and thats that are nice to have handy.

I spend a third of my life beside this table. The battle station is basically complete, but it's been fun setting up the ultimate nightstand. I highly recommend embarking on your own path of outfitting yourself with the perfect table situation for you. My wife has the same unit, but tailored to her crap.
That's a lot of words for jerk off station.
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I modified the nightstand I had built for my wife to hold her cpap. Keeps it contained, with air intake at the back and hose exit. Some rubber bumpers under the shelf to reduce vibrations. Totally silent.

Next up is a water dispenser for the 4L water jug because the cpap water container is so stupidly designed...I found the dispenser for boxed wine fits perfectly into the lid(drill it out). I had some new ones from my beer brewing times. So I want to build some way to tip the bottle, like those Texas mickey booze holders.

Also need something better to hang the mask from when not in use, currently a gate latch velcro'd to the headboard.
There is a huge opportunity for a dedicated CPAP bedside table. If you go on r/cpap people bring it up often. If you dial in this table you could really sell it. My whole bedside table journey started with looking all over the planet for a CPAP table and there just isn't really anything that great.

These work well for hanging the hose and you can obviously just use command strips to mount to not eff up the wall or the table with a permanent adhesive: https://a.co/d/2qfQQ9R

You may be going for something nicer than that, though, but you can coil the hose really neat and tidy with it, so the general design is good and you could maybe copy it and make something out of wood if that's your jam.
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That's a lot of words for jerk off station.
I invite you to lay in my spot and give it a test jerk. You'll probably write a poem when you're done...it's that good.

I reserve the right to sit in my corner chair and watch.
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Let him #### your wife while she’s wearing the CPAP!
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Let him #### your wife while she’s wearing the CPAP!
Why, so you can accuse me of stealing your moves? Nice try.
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Does it sound like I'm still married? That should answer your question.
Test the resolve of your marriage and do it!
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Does it sound like I'm still married? That should answer your question.
It's called a 'kiss from a rose' in CPAP parlance and it's a show of affection. She'll think it's sweet.
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I like my nuts right where they are.
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There is a huge opportunity for a dedicated CPAP bedside table. If you go on r/cpap people bring it up often. If you dial in this table you could really sell it. My whole bedside table journey started with looking all over the planet for a CPAP table and there just isn't really anything that great.

These work well for hanging the hose and you can obviously just use command strips to mount to not eff up the wall or the table with a permanent adhesive: https://a.co/d/2qfQQ9R

You may be going for something nicer than that, though, but you can coil the hose really neat and tidy with it, so the general design is good and you could maybe copy it and make something out of wood if that's your jam.
Those hooks look perfect, thanks!(just to match the spirit of the thread).


I made the bedside table years before the CPAP to match the other dressers I had, so I don't think I'll ever be selling it. Maybe when I'm done I'll share some pictures with you. PM, of course. I know it's not bedtime stuff from Wormius, but hopeful will bring you a small percentage of the joys that those do.
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Those hooks look perfect, thanks!(just to match the spirit of the thread).

I made the bedside table years before the CPAP to match the other dressers I had, so I don't think I'll ever be selling it. Maybe when I'm done I'll share some pictures with you. PM, of course. I know it's not bedtime stuff from Wormius, but hopeful will bring you a small percentage of the joys that those do.
That'd be cool, thanks!

My relationship with Wormius was all take and no give, so we've basically broken up, anyway.
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I like my nuts right where they are.
Just saying that if you 2 ever have a little fight one night it’s the perfect crime, she wouldn’t even hear it over the hum of the CPAP.
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I finally bought the DeWalt 20v chainsaw (will be adding a 16" bar) to add to my fleet of Dewalt tools and it somehow feels Thanos when he got that last Infinity Stone.
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My tailor was holding a little event this afternoon with a little promo so I got a pair of grey flannels and a navy suit made. Pretty great.
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I finally bought the DeWalt 20v chainsaw (will be adding a 16" bar) to add to my fleet of Dewalt tools and it somehow feels Thanos when he got that last Infinity Stone.
The chainsaw looks kinda fun, but for utility I don't think it beats this:

https://www.homedepot.ca/product/dew...ly-/1001470820

Put on one of the 12" wrecker blades and it's a tool for most any yard project, along with a million other uses. I really like that I can stab it into soil and cut roots around a bush for easy extraction. Can't do that with the chain saw. Great for any pruning job. Light and safe enough my wife can use it for pruning as well.

I recently picked up pack of scraper blades that connect to it from Princess Auto. Now I just need a job requiring powered scraping to test it out on. Hrmm, these floor tiles look loose...
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