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Old 10-23-2025, 05:51 PM   #5561
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They still make new ping pong tables? I thought at some point they decided they had made enough and the only way to get one was inheritance, garage sale(kijiji) or it was left behind by the previous owners of the house you just bought.
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Old 10-23-2025, 05:59 PM   #5562
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I like ping pong.
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Old 10-23-2025, 08:00 PM   #5563
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I like ping pong.
With my balls.


Anyone know a personal tax guy who can deal with an American selling Canadian property?
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Old 10-23-2025, 08:17 PM   #5564
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With my balls.


Anyone know a personal tax guy who can deal with an American selling Canadian property?
No. I am getting old so my eyesight is failing. Little tiny aspirins with waaaaay overgrown pubes are too hard to hit and/or get good spin.
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Old 10-23-2025, 09:05 PM   #5565
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I prefer pong. Was never a fan of ping.
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Old 10-24-2025, 05:29 AM   #5566
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I like ping pong.
I like beer pong
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Old 10-24-2025, 10:39 AM   #5567
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I like beer pong
Dion the Elf, playing beer pong for charity, is an idea that should be considered.
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I recently got into traditional tattoos in a big dumb way. Went from zero a couple years ago to most of my legs and arms being tattoo'd.

Get something you think looks cool. It really doesn't matter what it is. My first tattoo was a sperm whale on my left forearm. Then I added a bunch of fighter jets, some trad flash, and I think my last one was a cool flash panther.

Just get fun tattoos. Who gives a #### about them being meaningful?
Tattoos with a special meaning are tacky.
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Tattoos with meaning are fine but lord don’t tell people what the meaning is unprompted and never prompt anyone by asking what their tattoos mean.
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Old 10-24-2025, 11:26 AM   #5570
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Tattoos with meaning are fine but lord don’t tell people what the meaning is unprompted and never prompt anyone by asking what their tattoos mean.
There sure was a lot of fat girls getting tattooed with their jubbly bits hanging out at the festival.
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50% of the time I type something out, think why bother, and then delete it instead of posting it.
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Old 10-24-2025, 11:42 AM   #5572
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For some reason my kid wants a ping pong table and my wife agrees so I guess we are getting a ping pong table. I really don’t want to do the kijiji thing.

Where would one buy one?
Dude some sucker who did this 5-10 years ago is going to pop up basically giving it away for free on Kijiji. Probably monthly…
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Old 10-24-2025, 12:12 PM   #5573
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Fotze is right that tattoos are cliched now to an extent. I am a big bald guy with a beard covered in tattoos. There are thousands just like me.
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Tattoos with meaning are fine but lord don’t tell people what the meaning is unprompted and never prompt anyone by asking what their tattoos mean.
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translates to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. - Bill Maher
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Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translates to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. - Bill Maher
What about the full thigh-length tattoo of an F-4 Phantom II on my leg?
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Old 10-24-2025, 01:48 PM   #5576
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Fotze is right that tattoos are cliched now to an extent. I am a big bald guy with a beard covered in tattoos. There are thousands just like me.
Impressed they can tattoo beards now.
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Old 10-24-2025, 05:43 PM   #5577
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It’s completely painless!
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Old 10-25-2025, 12:49 PM   #5578
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Business Idea:

- A subscription service for $29.95 per month that will do periodic calls to your cable/mobile/insurance/power services as your representative to do the threaten to cancel thing to reduce rates.
- Add on services for buying a car bickering.
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Old 10-25-2025, 01:58 PM   #5579
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Business Idea:

- A subscription service for $29.95 per month that will do periodic calls to your cable/mobile/insurance/power services as your representative to do the threaten to cancel thing to reduce rates.
- Add on services for buying a car bickering.
If we can do this with AI, we can have our AI agents call their AI agents and see who is the better negotiator.
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Old 10-25-2025, 06:03 PM   #5580
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Going to my buds birthday tonight. He likes Belgian beer and it’s hard to find. Go to Wines And Beyond in Westhills.

The liquor sales person that sits there and offers the samplesas they do, whisky, no thanks. It’s Wisers (which ain’t good). Curtis Glencross is here signing bottles $32.99 for a signed bottle she says.

Of course, I’ll buy two. Because I eyed him and no one in there and he’s just sitting there. Go chat with him and say I loved him with my flames hat on. I don’t want these bottles of whisky. I bought them because part a. I am an idiot flames fans and part b. Pathetic he’s sitting in Westhills signing liquor bottles.

Heavy on the part b.

Cool meeting him though

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