07-30-2007, 01:28 PM
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#981
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Had an idea!
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Two old guys at an old folk's home shooting the breeze. One says "How's the memory?" The other says "Perfect, touch wood", and raps his knuckles on the table. 2 minutes go bye, and then he says "Somebody gonna get the door or what?"
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07-30-2007, 01:30 PM
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#982
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Had an idea!
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A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter.
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07-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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#983
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
*Disclaimer--I have no idea if these are true or not. I got this in an email.
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07-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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#984
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Had an idea!
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A couple cannot wait to be married. They are driving home and hit a patch of ice, crash, die and go right to heaven. Appearing before Saint Peter, they tell him, "Saint Peter, we couldn't wait to get married, Could you get us married here in heaven ." Saint Peter pauses and says, "I'll see what I can do." Time passes and Saint Peter calls the couple to his office and tells them, "I have some good news, you are going to be married." They are married and are so happy. As time goes on, they go back to see Saint Peter. They tell him, "we want a divorce. This marriage isn't what we thought it would be. We can't stand it." Saint Peter responds,"give me a break, it took me 10 years to find a priest to marry you, it will take me forever to find you a lawyer.
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07-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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#985
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Where did they come up with the term Gigabytes...why bytes?
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 01:32 PM
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#986
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notoepik
Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
*Disclaimer--I have no idea if these are true or not. I got this in an email.
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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07-30-2007, 01:34 PM
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#987
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notoepik
Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
*Disclaimer--I have no idea if these are true or not. I got this in an email.
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I will be sending this to my old roommate...he use to wear headphones for hours and hours.
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 01:35 PM
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#988
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notoepik
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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Huh? I have never seen superman in seinfeld...you mean like they mention him or you can see the logo somewhere?
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 01:47 PM
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#989
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
Huh? I have never seen superman in seinfeld...you mean like they mention him or you can see the logo somewhere?
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I have no clue, the email didn't say where or how 
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07-30-2007, 01:49 PM
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#990
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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a reference to superman in some way.
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07-30-2007, 01:49 PM
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#991
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Franchise Player
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If myspace where a country it would be the 11th largest in the world, somewhere between Japan and Mexico
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07-30-2007, 01:55 PM
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#992
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
If myspace where a country it would be the 11th largest in the world, somewhere between Japan and Mexico
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Now that is a crazy stat...its kinda like how California's population is larger than Canada as a whole.
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 02:16 PM
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#993
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricoFlame
a reference to superman in some way.
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I'm not a big enough Superman fan to get the references, in fact I hate the alien prick.
However I'm sure it's a line from a comic or movie. Or a cab driver has the name of Clark Kent's uncle's neighbour's babbysitter's boyfriend.
I don't think they come out and say "look it's a bird, no it's a plane" at any point in the show.
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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07-30-2007, 02:22 PM
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#994
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The President
How many blondes are necessary to change a bulb?
None, anyway the time until they understand, it will be already daytime
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What if their house doesn't have windows?
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07-30-2007, 02:25 PM
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#995
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The President
How many blondes are necessary to change a bulb?
None, anyway the time until they understand, it will be already daytime
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Posts like this make me wonder how you got that blue square...
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 02:25 PM
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#996
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Had an idea!
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Why, how many members does myspace have?
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07-30-2007, 02:28 PM
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#997
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Why, how many members does myspace have?
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I have no idea...but google says they hit 100 Million last August 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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07-30-2007, 02:30 PM
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#998
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Had an idea!
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Wow...thats crazy. What about facebook?
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07-30-2007, 02:32 PM
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#999
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Franchise Player
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From wikipedia
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The company employs 300 staff[4] and does not disclose revenues or profits separately from News Corporation. With the 100 millionth account being created on August 9, 2006,[5] in the Netherlands[6] and a news story claiming 106 million accounts on September 8, 2006,[7] the site reportedly attracts new registrations at a rate of 230,000 per day.
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07-30-2007, 02:36 PM
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#1000
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
From wikipedia
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Holy smokes I wonder how much money that would cost to run every month
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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