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[fotze2]

I am still curious about a bidet. I probably have one seriously nasty ass. How does it have enough spray volume/rate and not potentially be off angle a bit and blast up your back or something? I cannot comprehend it. I would want quite a blast of water. Is there soap too?

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

I think it's pretty rich that the guy living in the famous swinger capital community of south calgary thinks that owning a dog makes you unclean.

Um, tell me more.

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Bigtime

Can't the AI just facilitate it, and we can keep this up?

Almost 400 real humans on campus today.. lol

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by peter12

You at the BMO centre? I was there for the big innovation conference a few months ago and I was blown away by the new facility. Super cool.

No it's at SAIT. The new BMO is super nice though!

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Sliver being Lake Bonavista ride or die, but it has four dog parks. Are you emailing your councilor daily to get them shut down?

Please. Like the guy in the $400 rascal is going to live close to a dog park. I don't even know where they are and this is the first I'm hearing we have four. I'm way above marching around feels of feces with Johnny.

[Senator Clay Davis]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Um, tell me more.

You ever seen that island in the middle of the lake?

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Sliver

First rule of having a bunker is to not talk about your bunker

Crappy traffic?!?!?!!?! OMG this guy knows nothing.

Isn't your community sandwiched between Deerfood, Anderson Rd and Macleod? Did they quintuple the lanes the past year there? lol

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I am still curious about a bidet. I probably have one seriously nasty ass. How does it have enough spray volume/rate and not potentially be off angle a bit and blast up your back or something? I cannot comprehend it. I would want quite a blast of water. Is there soap too?

Johnny programmed their AI by looking at 100s of thousands of pictures of buttholes. Aim is perfect.

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I picture you typing that as your dog is dragging his ass on the carpet behind your chair.

and I picture you posting from your toilet that is covered in infected snail dropping parasites and brain eating amoebas from your kyitty lake. lol

Yum!

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

Isn't your community sandwiched between Deerfood, Anderson Rd and Macleod? Did they quintuple the lanes the past year there? lol

Um, no? Deerfoot is kitty corner to Bonavista. We don't border it at all. But, yeah, I guess we are guilty of having incredible access to a whole bunch of roads that are being improved to better our quality of life. How's Crowchild treating you these days? Like...you have one road. And it sucks.

[peter12]

Dogs are pretty dirty but also great. I genuinely don’t think it’s weird if people are turned off by dogs though. Truth is, post-pandemic, 90% of dog owners should never have owned a dog.

[Senator Clay Davis]

Has Sliver considered converting to Islam? Dogs be haram there.

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I am still curious about a bidet. I probably have one seriously nasty ass. How does it have enough spray volume/rate and not potentially be off angle a bit and blast up your back or something? I cannot comprehend it. I would want quite a blast of water. Is there soap too?

You NEED a bidet.

Everyone who doesn't have a bidet are true heathens. Dogs >>> unwashed human ass.

When you get something sticky on your fingers, you don't just wipe them off with a 1 ply paper towel from the old school bathrooms and think you're all good, right? Well, your ass is like that all the time.

[peter12]

I’m on a Harbour Air flight back to Vancouver from Victoria and uhhh nothing really is grinding my gears today. Excited to see my wife and little boy. My brother came out today from Toronto to visit for a few days so that is pretty awesome too.

[peter12]

I should also say on the dog front, that my pretty cute good little dog was so rapidly and instantly demoted to basically being just a pain in the ass the second my son was brought home from the hospital.

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Um, no? Deerfoot is kitty corner to Bonavista. We don't border it at all. But, yeah, I guess we are guilty of having incredible access to a whole bunch of roads that are being improved to better our quality of life. How's Crowchild treating you these days? Like...you have one road. And it sucks.

you are on effing drugs if you think south deerfoot and macleod are incredible! I guess you must be retired and only drive on Sundays hahahahaha

Who hurt you as a child in the NW? lol there are groups you can reach out to now.

[Senator Clay Davis]

Bidets are nice in theory, but I'm not holding my dump for six hours if I'm at work.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by fotze2

That’s right. My username is literally …..

Wait, I thought your user name was German for

NSFW!

C u n t?

And your new user name is two

NSFW!

c u n t s

or

NSFW!

c u n t

squared? Have I been wrong this whole time?

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Bidets are nice in theory, but I'm not holding my dump for six hours if I'm at work.

I do! I don't think i have ever pooped at work in the past 20 years here. Also it is an awesome benefit to live 10 mins drive from home.

hmm i don't think i have crapped in a public toilet in prob 10+ years. Even on vacation.

[Senator Clay Davis]

I'm a pretty huge proponent of squeezing it out when the body says so. Try and tuck it back in and it might not come out later, or it might be a lesser excretion. Lol, anyway, great way to waste away work, talking about lake communities and bidets and dogs and ####ting at work. God Bless CP.