07-28-2007, 02:56 PM
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#881
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Had an idea!
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Gatorade with coffee....hmmm...why didn't anyone tell me this during high school?
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07-28-2007, 03:23 PM
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#882
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
The bumps and posting the thread number is a little annoying.
Post some content people!
It doesn't matter what it is, but when I peek at this thread I hope to see more than "#909."
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Very annoying. Anyone should be able to come up with something a little more interesting than posting the # of the thread.
Maybe I am just easily irritated  NAHHHHH!
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
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07-28-2007, 03:44 PM
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#883
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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07-28-2007, 03:49 PM
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#884
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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07-28-2007, 04:32 PM
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#885
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notoepik
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there goes an hour of my life
now that's an addicting game!
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar 
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07-28-2007, 04:55 PM
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#886
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: saddledome
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i'm stuck at work for the long weekend........BOOO!
but i contributed to the 1,000,000 post cause........YEAAAAH!
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Your CalgaryPuck FFL Div A 2008, 2009 & 2010 Champion.
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07-28-2007, 05:57 PM
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#887
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by return to the red
there goes an hour of my life
now that's an addicting game!
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Only an hour? Wow.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-28-2007, 06:10 PM
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#888
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Retired
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Originally Posted by notoepik
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seriously, wtf.
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07-28-2007, 06:39 PM
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#889
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I cannot charge up my laser. Can anyone else figure that question out?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-28-2007, 06:57 PM
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#890
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Oh Pie of poultry,
Mold has taken you from me
And I’m still hungry
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 06:58 PM
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#891
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 06:59 PM
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#892
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Some of the most remarkable behaviours and structures observed in mating.
Suicidal Males When Australian red-back spiders mate, the male does a somersault after inserting his penis-like organ. The somersault behaviour places his dorsal surface in front of the female's mouthparts. The female then eats the male. Experiments have shown that suicidal males copulate longer and fertilize more eggs than do males that survive copulation, probably because sperm transfer continues until the meal is over.
Giant sperm In the fruit fly Drosophila bifuca, males average 1.5 mm in total body length. Their sperm, however, are each 6 cm long. Recent research suggests that the coiled sperm fill the female's sperm storage area and prevents competition.
Having an affair Researchers who use genetic markers to assess paternity in birds that appear to be monogamous find that up to 60% of nests contain at least one offspring fathered by a male that is not mated to the resident female. In most cases, "infidelity" occurs because females actively solicit copulations from males holding nearby territories.
Love darts Many snails and slugs are hermaphroditic, meaning an individual has both male and female gonads. During mating, 2 individuals simultaneously receive and deposit sperm to fertilize each other's eggs. In some species, individuals fire "love darts" of unknown function from their genitalia into the mater partner. In other species, the penis frequently becomes stuck in the female reproductive tract and is bitten off by one partner.
Hypodermic insemination Some bedbugs have hypodermic penises. Males force the organ through the female's abdominal wall and deposit sperm directly into her body cavity.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:02 PM
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#893
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:05 PM
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#894
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:16 PM
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#895
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:20 PM
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#896
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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6 posts. How's that? Helpful?
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:22 PM
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#897
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Oh wait, one more. Let's see if you can make your way through this one.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:25 PM
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#898
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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07-28-2007, 07:31 PM
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#899
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I cannot charge up my laser. Can anyone else figure that question out?
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What are the options?
"IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" is a meme. If one of the options is Shoop da woop then that might be it.
More info here, but warning that link is not safe for work, rational minds, or any sense of taste. Encyclopedia Dramatica can and often does have disturbing stuff that makes goatse look tame. Racist stuff, disturbing stuff, it's a wiki of the cesspooliest areas of the internet.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...RGIN_MAH_LAZER
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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07-28-2007, 07:45 PM
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#900
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
What are the options?
"IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" is a meme. If one of the options is Shoop da woop then that might be it.
More info here, but warning that link is not safe for work, rational minds, or any sense of taste. Encyclopedia Dramatica can and often does have disturbing stuff that makes goatse look tame. Racist stuff, disturbing stuff, it's a wiki of the cesspooliest areas of the internet.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...RGIN_MAH_LAZER |
That makes no sense at all, and yet the image is similar. Unfortunately, with only 10 seconds to figure it out, I'm going to have to get to that question repeatedly in order to figure it out I think.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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