Add Chicken breast to the list of very yummy things I have now made on my new BBQ. This time a bit of Diana's Rib and Chicken Sauce in the last couple of minutes before they came off the grill. Moist, tender, juicy, tasty. Tomorrow is Surf and Turf. Striploin Steaks and skewers of shrimp.
Hahaha, no kidding. No matter how many times I watch it though, I still laugh my head off. It's addictive.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
that is the least cool play ever. love it if it's for you, absolutely hate it if it's against.
that's a legal play? how high of a level of football has it been pulled off in before? i'd assume by the time players get to the NFL level they'd be aware of stuff like that and wouldn't fall for it
I am presently navigating my way through a full bottle of a full-bodied yet still somewhat irreverant Australian red wine. I have also just finished watching Pleasantville for the umpteenth time while consuming the aforementioned libation. <Biff fills glass for 4th time.....sips deeply>. At the risk of sounding like a pretentious git, I have to say it doesn't get much better than this at my age (very nearly 40). Pleasantly buzzed, and full of the images of 50's vestal virginal goodness. Spiderman's girlfriend in Pleasantville (yes...I still know it was actually Toby Mcguire's girlfriend, or, to be completely precise, bud's girlfriend) was (is) intensely hot. Drinking a lot of beer is fine. Drinking a lot of hard liquor is also fine. There is something, however, to be said for drinking a lot of wine. It seems to make you considerably more intellectual, cerebral, and contemplative. OH....and why is it still so damn hot?
I know I promised some drunken posts but what the hell apparently a) they water down their drinks or b) I drink too much for 10 shots of Vodka to get me drunk.
I at a small portion of spagehetti, and ran around for 5 hours on a empty stomach playing paintball and still nothing. I could have freakin drove home I feel so good. I can almost gaurantee no hang over tommorrow.
Anyways now I'm sitting around with my wedding date (my best friend so don't ask if I got lucky with her, answer is no) smoking some weed to see if I can get F@cked off something. Damn I'm so mad right now I wanted to get freaking drunk!!!!!!!!!!
Even went to the "hottest" club in Victoria and didn't even go in because I was just not feeling it. I have to be pretty drunk to go into clubs anymore, so crowded and the worst music and mixes.
So now I am going to go sit down munch out and watch some South Park....the Cripple Fights episode, a classic for those who haven't seen it need to see if its on you tube or something.
edit: It is not on youtube so you would have to find it another way....its awesome.
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
Mmmmmm....left over bbq pork chops. Wonderful <Biff sips wine and regards world with an air of supreme benevolence). Now, the earth-shattering question....A1 sauce or HP chicken and Rib. Decisions decisions decisions.
Mmmmmm....left over bbq pork chops. Wonderful <Biff sips wine and regards world with an air of supreme benevolence). Now, the earth-shattering question....A1 sauce or HP chicken and Rib. Decisions decisions decisions.
If you are sipping wine at 120 you must be a female...
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
If you are sipping wine at 120 you must be a female...
Nope...male and pathetic. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Actually, the sips are more along the lines of manly guzzles. Does that help?
For those dying to know, the decision came down in favour of the HP Chicken and Rib Sauce. <Biff sips, wait, GUZZLES deeply...hmmm, almost time to pour again...a suprisingly challenging undertaking at this point...and begins getting around the BBQ pork chops. The fact that Hitler: Rise to evil (or whatever it's called) is on just adds an interesting surreal veneer over the whole exercise.
Nope...male and pathetic. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Actually, the sips are more along the lines of manly guzzles. Does that help?
For those dying to know, the decision came down in favour of the HP Chicken and Rib Sauce. <Biff sips, wait, GUZZLES deeply...hmmm, almost time to pour again...a suprisingly challenging undertaking at this point...and begins getting around the BBQ pork chops. The fact that Hitler: Rise to evil (or whatever it's called) just adds an interesting surreal veneer over the whole exercise.
You didn't close yourself. There's a pet peeve for you. You went to all the trouble to put the first < in there, and then you didn't close it.> So here, I'll do it for you.
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
You didn't close yourself. There's a pet peeve for you. You went to all the trouble to put the first < in there, and then you didn't close it.> So here, I'll do it for you.
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Well...all things being equal...a relatively modest non-sequitur given the acknowledged level of inebriation. Greatly appreciate the assist in restoring tag balance to the universe. Firefly is my new best friend. Hmmm....very nearly a distressing freudian slip there.
I hope to wake up to post 1,000+
