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Old 10-16-2025, 07:53 PM   #981
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Sounds like a joke that Jim Jefferies has in his new Netflix special.
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Old 10-17-2025, 12:51 PM   #982
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Who’s the latest comedian who’s bit about old guys dink pills that are only necessary because they are banging old wrinkly people. Imagine being told your husband would rather band a dude than yourself because you are so awful.
It's a Jimmy Carr joke that comes to mind for me. "The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women -- are so very ugly."
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Old 10-17-2025, 03:31 PM   #983
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I envy people that have good marriages, but not enough to put my nuts back into that grinder, my ex has now broken up with the guy she married after me and is texting me confessing she never appreciated what a good man I am and she should have tried harder, I have a kid with her so said nothing but in my head I'm thinking

'No you tried just hard enough for me to see the light and get out!'

She is claiming her new ex might be gay and again I aint saying nothing but am thinking 'no just like me in the end you were so unpleasent he dont want to screw you either, neither of us are gay, it's just you'

My commiserations, divorce sucks, but when it's over there is peace, get a decent lawyer, dont worry about stuff, furniture and the like, make sure you only sign up for child support do not go near spousal, pay up front to avoid it if you have to
It shouldn’t be such a satisfying emotion, but when I found out my ex girlfriend and her husband were going splitsville the schaedenfreud was through the roof. I ran into him at a grocery store and we chatted for a few minutes, he looked utterly defeated and all I could really say was “I know exactly what you’re going through”. I got to walk away with my awesome wife and son in tow, life is pretty great.
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