09-11-2025, 11:15 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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1. Cut a hole in a box
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09-11-2025, 11:25 AM
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evil of fart
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Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
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09-11-2025, 11:33 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
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We'd need a Lawyer for the Waiver preparation and another one for the impending Divorce.
Other than that this is a great plan!
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09-11-2025, 11:40 AM
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#24
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
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I’ve got a carpet kicking around here
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09-11-2025, 11:48 AM
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#25
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First Line Centre
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Babysitter for the kids if you have any.
Really nice hotel room.
Lay pipe, order room service afterwards.
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09-11-2025, 11:59 AM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Locke
We'd need a Lawyer for the Waiver preparation and another one for the impending Divorce.
Other than that this is a great plan!
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Guy. It's 2025. We'll ChatGPT that crap.
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09-11-2025, 12:03 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina
Does it have to be a physical thing?
When I was married we started to give each other more experience gifts.
Then again I'm divorced now, so maybe don't listen to any of my advice!
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Experience gifts work. I’m married 46 years so listen to my advice.
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09-11-2025, 12:26 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sunnyvale
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Originally Posted by Tiger
I'm open to experiences too if you have any suggestions too
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I believe the term is Ménage A Trois.
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09-11-2025, 12:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by Derek Sutton
I believe the term is Ménage A Trois.
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It's his wife's birthday, the "Trois" may just take us all the way back to a box with a hole in it...
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09-11-2025, 12:49 PM
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#30
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First Line Centre
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Hot air balloon ride
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09-11-2025, 02:40 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Maybe a scare experience? Like, you could recruit a bunch of us to kidnap her and scare the #### out of her and then right when she thinks we're going to toss her in the reservoir you show up Ashton Kutcher-Punkd style and everyone has a big laugh?
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Nah, if you're going to go to all that trouble let him be the hero. Show up, beat everyone up and rescue her, etc.
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09-11-2025, 02:46 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by fundmark19
As someone one who currently has blue toenails pedicure date with the wife was fun. Had my first one and decided I might as well get the colour as well since I was already there. Would go again!
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Did you like it more or did your wife like it more? Couples mani/pedi is seemingly a thing, but uncommon, but dad/daughter stories are slowly starting to make the rounds too.
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09-11-2025, 03:22 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by DoubleF
Did you like it more or did your wife like it more? Couples mani/pedi is seemingly a thing, but uncommon, but dad/daughter stories are slowly starting to make the rounds too.
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She likes them more and gets them done all the time. I was hungover and had nothing else to do so we made a little date out of it. I am not going to lie I enjoy looking down at my fancy toes. She had a great time watching me wiggle though from having a stranger touch my feet.
I am going in a couple of weeks to get the colour taken off but I am still on the fence about getting colour again before our all inclusive vacation. If it costs me the same to get colour just seems like a waste not to.
I will also add my kids were pissed that we went without them and got them done. They also really enjoy it.
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09-17-2025, 01:02 PM
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#34
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Scoring Winger
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If you don't already have one, Dyson Supersonic hairdryer has been a very well-loved gift. Cut hair drying time down by 30+ percent. That's a lot of savings over the last 6+ years.
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09-27-2025, 09:50 AM
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Franchise Player
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So what did you end up doing?
We went for pedis again. Still fun
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09-27-2025, 11:41 PM
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#36
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Oct 2022
Location: Calgary
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IOUs
(10x) massages (or foot rubs or whatever rocks her boat - can be more riské based on your relationship). We both gift each other stuff like that, it's pretty awesome.
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09-28-2025, 06:00 AM
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#37
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
Well now you are just back to a box with a hole in it...
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Small box, small hole, or both?
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09-28-2025, 08:45 AM
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#38
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electric boogaloo
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A jolly ole' Rogering.
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09-28-2025, 08:58 AM
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#39
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Norm!
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Sandwich maker.
Woman love them.
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